Drill’s List Of Dumbest Christmas Fad Gifts … Ev-uh

Dec 22, 2008 3 Comments ›› Erik Wong

In no particular order … although the one currently at the top should be there …

The Pet Rock. I know WTF the “inventor” was thinking. But WTF were YOU thinking if you actually bought one?

Rubic’s Cube (Yeah … WORSE than waterboarding … Get them down to Gitmo)

Chia Pet (Not even edible! It won’t even add to the quest to re-forest the f-n’ planet!)

Chia Head To Keep Your Chia Pet Company (Okay … you need f-ng help … now!)

Tickle Me Elmo (DIE YOU F-IN’ RED COMMIE BASTARD! DIE!!!!!!!)

Popeil Bros. Pocket Fisherman (Huh??? You’re gonna do WHAT with THAT?)

Cabbage Patch Dolls (“Village Of The Damned” and “Children Of The Corn” seem to come to mind.)

Any “Holiday Year Barbie” (WHY would anyone spend around $60-$70 on a Barbie doll, give it to a little girl … and then tell her she had to leave it in the box because it’ll be a “collector’s item”??!?? Child abuse …)

“Beanie Babies” (And here I thought we were trying to reduce landfills.)

O. M. G.

The Perfect Gift?

Victoria’s Secret – “The 2008 Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra” …

150ct @ $5, 000, 000.

In my stocking … Over my fireplace … Christmas Morning 2008 … Gift certificate under the Tree for boob job with Pelosi and Reid’s signatures on the damn check …