Gasp!! Ashton Kutcher Breaks His “Obama Pledge” … Yes He Did!

January 29th, 2009 Posted By Erik Wong.

I’m shocked! SHOCKED, I tell ya! This man and his squeeze and their Hollybuds are so damn sincere and genuine … This has to be a Ashton Kutcher PUNKing … HAS TO BE!

H/T to our buddy Andrew Breitbart @ Big Hollywood who writes:

According to the LA TIMES, Goldsmith “says that the house Kutcher lives in was built over a 10-year period and that all the neighbors had to suck it up and cope with their construction noise.”

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12 Responses to “Gasp!! Ashton Kutcher Breaks His “Obama Pledge” … Yes He Did!”

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  1. Hardball1911(Revolutionary Constitutionalist)
    January 29, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Fucking cry me a river you overpaid fucking dillhole.

    You fucked an old slut and made a few shitty fucking movies, and made far too much money for your “talent” and deserve nothing but misery you cock munching Hollywood homo crybaby. Fuck you, fuck Obama, and fuck your career. You don’t have the balls to get your ass kicked by a real man, so you hide in your overpriced house. Talk shit to someone like me, or Smitty, or a real man. I would bet that you “lost it” alright to that guy, I just hope he used Vaseline for your sake. Fuckin homo.

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  2. Frank S
    January 29, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    I pledge to never support any of you no talent dumb fucks,by not spending any money on your movies or music.Fuck Hollywood.

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  3. dogwhisperer
    January 29, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    Oh so sweet, the mexican laborers you so strongly boast of has awaken you from a drunken somber :mrgreen: Shit, in indy they have nothing to do but work, go to the free clinic and make babies. Hell, there up way before dawn awaiting a new day!!!

    Hey Ashton, the White House is now the White Castle and Nancy Pelosi’s state is the brokest in the land. WTF.

    Dare I marshall your puss ass during the indy 500 parade, I’ll dump the clutch and roll you out the back on your punk ass swollen head. Paint job be damned!!!!

    And damn straight, I will be looking up your tramp ass magget sack wifes skirt as she roles out with ya!!!!
    :mrgreen: :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:

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  4. Andy- PRV
    January 29, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    I wanna be just like him.

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  5. Pancake
    January 30, 2009 at 3:12 am

    I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna loser. I’m gone loser. I’m a loser

    Welcome to the real world Ashley.

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  6. JayMS
    January 30, 2009 at 7:50 am

    :arrow: WatchinginAtlanta..

    :lol: I was thinking more along the lines of some pet roosters and maybe a yodeling choir.

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  7. APinLA
    January 30, 2009 at 8:20 am

    “Be a servant to the president”…wtf is that.

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  9. luca
    January 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    i pledge to to keep my lights on and to use plastic all the time and i pledge to flush the toilet every time and to not support that muslim monkey faced president

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