Cop 1: Didn’t we have something better to do?
Lady: Mmm hmmm, they tol’ me to get down, but they cain tell me what to do.
Cop 2: Seriously, why are there four of us here?
Lady: I tol’ them that I’m waitin’ here ’til I get a call from my lawyer and I get my chile support from that no good bastad
Cop 3: Hell, I’m not touching her. If she’s got a lawyer, I saw what happened to Ramos and Compean.
Cop 4: I hear that.
Lady: Mmmm hmmm an’ I tol’ them if they touch me ima get my lawyer to sue each an’ ever one of thayum.
Shanequa say she voted for Obama five times, and she gonna’ stand on dat telephone wit her pants off till her man Obama give her stimulus check and start making her mortgage payments like he say he would!
don’t tell me I cann’ get no crack mutha fucka! get yo white ass outta my sight you honky pigs and get me my crack pipe! Obama’s gonna kick yo lilly white ass, he’s my president motha fucka!
Must be on ’speaker phone’
Come get it, before the price goes up to $.05 lb.
“You get her down.” “No, you get her down.” “No, YOU get her down.” “Hey! Let’s get Mikey!”
Is dis fuh real? Is dis where I stands fo my stimalus check? Who dese poleeece? Why day stanin’ here? Day too white to get a stimalus check.
I’m Queen of da Obamanation!
So…..that’s where that BHO float from the Thanksgiving day parade went!
Obama say we don’t be gettin jacked by
u white Cracka Fuzz no mo ..
Yo, cizzops, my booty opens up like a Pez Dispenser, yo…Who want sum o da vaginus giganticus?
Who’s gunna be the sorry SOB to go up there and help her down?
Just your everyday “see the woman” call to SoCentral LAPD … no wonder they wear rubber gloves! BK
Urban Art: Venus de Negro
OMFG Dadeo! Brilliant!!! I belly laughed…
That looks like New Orleans.
Bob P, maybe shes expecting another Katrina, or has been trained to stay above sea level..
i would just shoot her down. fuck going up there and getting her
I’m in de Lower Nine and dey gonna blow the levee.
My vagina’s cheaper than a telephone call nigga.
Someone please tell Michelle to put some pants on before she catches a cold.
Looks like a hungry hungry hippo jumped off the game board.
looks like another gorilla escaped from the zoo.
“See Ah tol’ ya crakas ain’t gonna keep me down no moa.”
Cop 1: Didn’t we have something better to do?
Lady: Mmm hmmm, they tol’ me to get down, but they cain tell me what to do.
Cop 2: Seriously, why are there four of us here?
Lady: I tol’ them that I’m waitin’ here ’til I get a call from my lawyer and I get my chile support from that no good bastad
Cop 3: Hell, I’m not touching her. If she’s got a lawyer, I saw what happened to Ramos and Compean.
Cop 4: I hear that.
Lady: Mmmm hmmm an’ I tol’ them if they touch me ima get my lawyer to sue each an’ ever one of thayum.
Watch me make this phone dissapear.
Time for a ho down.
Just an observation in general. Apparantly the cow tried to climb the street sign first, that would explain why it is leaning.
Please! No Crack!
booty call!!!!
Shanequa say she voted for Obama five times, and she gonna’ stand on dat telephone wit her pants off till her man Obama give her stimulus check and start making her mortgage payments like he say he would!
funny… I thought all crackwhores were skinny.
The text came up before the picture. After reading the suggested captions: I ain’t lookin!
Urban Art: Venus de Negro
BRILLIANT!
Notice how all of the cops are in no hurry to take one for the team….
IS SHE WHEREING PANTS
Back off cops! Don’t come any closer or I’ll jump (on you)!
inspired by TerryTate
“See my Thong?… Its really my boyfriends Boxers… hee hee hee “
don’t tell me I cann’ get no crack mutha fucka! get yo white ass outta my sight you honky pigs and get me my crack pipe! Obama’s gonna kick yo lilly white ass, he’s my president motha fucka!
Must be on ’speaker phone’
Come get it, before the price goes up to $.05 lb.
“You get her down.” “No, you get her down.” “No, YOU get her down.” “Hey! Let’s get Mikey!”
The real reason the phone companies have decided to removed most public phones over the next few years.