Senior Citizen Orgies At “The Villages”
No wonder Crazy Uncle Joe was singin’ about it, eh?
RETIRE TO THE BEDROOM
SEX FEST AT OLD-TIMERS’ HOTTEST SPOT
By STEFANIE COHEN
LADY LAKE, Fla. - It’s 11 p.m. at the Bourbon Street Bar, and Roselyn’s gyrating her hips to the blues band, Sue’s sipping a cocktail and flirting with her new boyfriend, and Alan is scanning the crowd for cute girls.
“See those two?” a buxom blonde asks, pointing to an elegant couple at the bar. “They were caught having sex in their golf cart a few weeks ago. It happens a lot!”
Welcome to ground zero for geriatrics who are seriously getting it on.
It’s a Thursday night at one of a half-dozen hot spots at the 20,000-acre Central Florida complex called The Villages, the largest gated retirement community in America - and one of the most popular destinations for New Yorkers in their golden years - where the female-to-male ratio runs 10 to 1.
It’s a widower’s paradise, and the word on the street is that there’s a big black market for Viagra.
Though The Villages - which spans three counties with 40,000 homes and more than 70,000 residents - boasts 34 golf courses, nine country clubs, two downtown squares and a slew of restaurants and bars, getting lucky is one of the residents’ primary pastimes.
The huge complex began growing rapidly in the mid-1990s, and reported cases of gonorrhea rocketed from 152 to 245, of syphilis rose from 17 to 33, and of chlamydia from 52 to 115 among those 55 and older in Florida from 1995 to 2005.
The state’s sexually transmitted disease rate among those over 65 is one of the fastest growing in the country, one report claims.
In 2006, a local gynecologist reported that she treated more cases of herpes and human papillomavirus at The Villages than she did when she worked in Miami.
“I get offers for sex all the time,” brags Dave, 70, who, like others who spoke about their sexually active set, asked that his real name not be used, “especially by women in their 70s. They say, ‘Are you busy tonight? I’ll show you a good time.’ ”
One overly charming lady-killer known as “Mr. Midnight” boasted of one of his conquests last year: “Absolutely beautiful. I’ve had her a few times. She comes over, takes a shower, jumps in bed, and then gets dressed and leaves. She’s simply the best.”
His story was told by Andrew Blechman, author of “Leisureville,” about communities like The Villages.
“There is lots of romance around here,” said Jean, a 63-year-old retired teacher. “But most of the men want a one-night meaningful relationship.”
Her friend Louise agrees.
“A lot of the men down here are cheaper than heck,” she says, “and a lot of the women are extremely brazen. Some girls will go into the parking lot with a man and come back a half-hour later like nothing happened!”
“We’ve had some of those complaints,” said a laughing Lt. Laurie Davis of the Lady Lake Police Department, ticking off other offenses, like drunken driving in golf carts, illegal drug use, and bar fights.
“Whatever you know about 20-year-olds, it’s the same with seniors,” said Roselyn Shelley, 68, a divorced former dancer.
Sue Rice, a blonde who will only admit to being over 60 but who looks to be about 80 and dances like she’s 14, has hooked up with Larry Tucker, an ex-banker about a decade her junior.
Tucker sports a gold charm around his neck that reads, “Bankers do it with interest.”
“Feel this,” Rice says, bouncing up from her bar stool and pinching her slim waist. “My body is the same as it was in high school! He can’t keep up with me!”
According to Alan, a swarthy 62-year-old, there’s a thriving black market for little blue Viagra pills.
“I did it once,” he said. “I paid 12 bucks for a single pill.”
Local cops just try to keep up.
“You see two 70-year-olds with canes fighting over a woman and you think, ‘Oh, jeez,’ ” Lt. Davis said.
*Some names have been changed.
 |
|
Classic Biden vid!
OMG!!!!! Were did you get that pic of me!!
I live in one of these places, and it is a hoot to watch the crap that goes on day in day out. Night in and night out is another issue. Men have a hey day at the senior villages–just show up single and you can have anything you want. But beware–there are no free lunches. It just seems that way. Bring your bling, your swim suit, and your testosterone medication, and go get ‘em pop!
See. This is why I’m against Viagra…it’s unnatural….and eerily disturbing, especially when the people using it probably fought in WWII
.
Pound it Gramps!
The Villages better get ready for an onslaught of senior men looking for a sugar mama. And believe me they are there. So boys, get your pills and head on down.
And get a penicillan shot before you go.
The ads on TV in FL sell that place as “Florida’s friendliest home town”. At last, truth in advertising.
thats some funny stuff. let them have their fun. just as long as i dont have to see it
Senior citizens are among the fastest growing demographic for STD’s and AIDs. Now, you know why.
The NYP must be desperate for news stories. This “broke” about two years ago down here…
But then again, waiting on useful information from the NYP and NYT are like watching two old people…. nevermind…
That’s hilarious. I’d pay good money to see a couple of septuagenarians duke it out over some old lady.
They’re the “Greatest Generation”. They’ve earned it. I say let ‘em have their fun.
Ahhh, the free love generation. - These guys didn’t fight in WW II let alone Korea, maybe Vietnam. - Time marches on.
Just think in 20 years there will be players with pimped out golf carts and their stable of hoe’s. Can you imagine, Grandpa will just be keepin’ it real dawg.
Get some!
Old guy at doctors. Doc says, “Have you recently had sex?”
“Why yes I Have!” he says proudly, then says, with worried expression, “Why, Doc, what’s wrong?!!”
“Because you’re about to have an orgasm.”
I have lived here for a number of years and have not witnessed what is being reported. THere may be many, desperate active single seniors, but I assure you, with the majority being married couples, you do not see this as is being reported in the articles recently. Most of the seniors are active in sports and enjoying the wonderful entertainment that The Villages offers at many of its venues. This is a wonderful place to live - beautiful, clean, and the weather is great.
I live in the Villages and while Ruth may not have witnessed what is being reported, I have. Her comment about most couples being married is true, however a wedding ring stops nothing. At Katie Belle’s there is a whole group of people some married some not who are looking for someone, anyone, to knoodle with and they don’t care if that person is married or not. A lot of marriages are broken at the Villages and when the divorce is done, both of them are usually looking for a job again. Very sad.