Fla. Man Busted For “PDA” With Sex Dolls - With Video
Blow-up Doll Party
Floridian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners
(Dude! WTF with all the peanut butter cups?)
FEBRUARY 5–A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek’s inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was “performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity.” He was also spotted “aggressively” kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to “get some clothes for his dolls.” Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening “in the crotch area.” Of course, he “had no underwear on under the shorts,” noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff’s Office mug shot.
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LMFAO……….
how could that guy stand there like nothing was wrong…not one little thing out of order, like, he was indignant that the cops were arresting him.
He was one big guy, or that officer was tiny….
And…..wtf was up with that first girl they interviewed?! Did she just snort some crystal before they interviewed her? lmao that place is just full of winners….
And the peanut butter cups have something to do with all the canines he had in the trunk….
I bet he loses his reeses endorsement contract. This is a lot worse than getting caught working a bong on a college campus.
BTY, My sister lives nearby and actually was in that parking lot last weekend. She receives a monthly update on predator locations from the Cape Coral police.
Florida is very very creepy once you leave the friendly confines of the magic kingdom.
All this to try and cure orange weenie disease.