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The Passions for Christ movement, a group of American born-again Christians, have launched a series of “Ex-” T-shirts in which members declare that, thanks to Christ, they are now ex-fornicators, ex-homosexuals or ex-porn addicts. And, as you can see below, there is another category.
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I hope I can wear one of those shirts someday.
I actually found this funny and inspiring. Funny because, well, comon. Inspiring, because these are people who are putting their money where their mouth is and not ashamed about it. Better Christians than I, thats for sure.
I agree 100% because they are better than me as well.
so you only jack off because you don’t have a partner, if you’d have a partner you’d fuck because you can’t whack off and make a child you don’t want and abort it?
masturbation or abortion.
how about NOT ABORTION?
Nobody likes a quitter!
Before I read, my first impression of the first picture was that they were both x-masturbators because they were boning each other. Still possible, but I did jump to conclusions.
I could’nt reed that last shirt. My mother told me this shit would happen to me.
Dave’s comment is even funnier if you are reading it in Braille.
See, our religious fanatics tend to be over-eager and annoying, but mostly harmless. Don’t see the men beating, raping, and killing the women for ‘immodesty’ or chopping heads off if the founder of their religion isn’t treated with sufficient reverence.
As for myself, you can have my porn and kleenex when you pry them from my cold, dead, hairy palms.
Masturbation is for jerk offs.
Reminds me of when I was a young boy and my mom found playboys under my high school aged big brothers bed, she waited until his 3 friends were over and then flopped the mags down on the living room table and asked “whats so damned special about boobs, all women have them” and then started to
unbutton her blouse. Those guys were CLIMBING over each other to get out of the door. My mom always had knack for cutting to the chase.
That Ted Bundy interview was eye opening.
“Rehab is for quiters”.
But my favorite one is “I’m glad I’m just a drunk and not an alcoholic cause I hate all those dam meetings!”
lolololololololol
In my younger days, i’d stand them on their head and pick ‘em up like a bowling ball. LOL