Dude! Get out of your parent’s basement and go play in traffic!
Jerry
Hey, there are dimwit bitches who marry mass murderers. Life is strange.
http://www.jihadwatch.org LCpl. Alexander
L O L, L O L, L O L wtf was that on his face????
Lone Wolf
Nothing like good parenting.
steve m (yet Another Infidel!)
LCpl. Alexander the scar from his lobotomy…
probably voted for Obama too..
CDTFLINT
Hey ladies, at least he’s honest. ROFL
Gman
Wasn’t he govenor of Illinois?
I could be wrong
Just Plain Facetious
Let me see if I got this right?
He’s a schizophrenic with a small penis that doesn’t work,
who’s not a child molester, but willing to become one for the right child, lives in his parents basement and doesn’t work just like his dick?
What more could a chick possibly want?
Well, besides the money left over from that million dollars after the death tax, income tax, a three way split, sales tax, a carton of smokes and a huge bag of weed!
hey pal, i don’t believe you, how about you castrate yourself and tell me you still feel no pain.
i don’t think you have the balls
TerryTate
Man,
I was thinking that this guy was going through a checklist of what not to say to women.
I was thinking EPIC FAIL.
And then he had to mention a million dollars.
I don’t know, but somehow, somewhere I just know there is a girl thinking:
30 years with this puke, smoking weed, making psychopathic babies and living in his parents basement in order to get a million dollars.
Yeah, that sounds like a winner.
I dunno, maybe some girl living in the area of Michigan depicted in the Eminem movie 8 mile….
MinneSoCold
LOL! Life imitates art. Idiocracy embodied.
Give dorkHARMONY.com a try kid.
Buck Hoff
Pass the Risperdal! Poor kid is drugged to the hilt, but at least he isn’t driving mom bat shit crazy anymore. :beer:
That one dude
This was really funny holy crap I laughed my ass off it was great. CHEERS to him for putting it all out there. I totally respect you for that; yet, I don’t know if your gonna get one now! :beer:
Oil Robber
Holy Shit. Dollard must have been pretty fucking bored to have found this. :gun:
Joe in RTP, NC
Wow…I’d like to do research on how ritalin and Harry Potter movies can influence such a morbid creature.
It could be purely DNA related too :beer: :beer: :gun: :gun:
dogwhisperer
The way he had than hair strand going down his forhead made it look like his head was cracked. Also, his receding hairline made it look like an ass crack when someone is bending over. He is his own cock-blocker. Funny shit.
must be a democrat politicians son.
JI
Freak.
One thing I have learned in life. If the kid is a freak, so are his parents.
DesignR
This is the perfect socialist child.
The only problem is that he is the wrong race and might inherit wealth. At least the WEALTH part can be confiscated and redistributed. W
hat does Obama think of pot smoking, pedophile, brainless, emotionless, degenerate crackers?
Kentucky Jim
This is just sad on so many levels.
CPLViper
I think Obama nominated him for Drug Czar or some shit.
Mike in Dallas
typical Obama voter
Toe Tagger (Infidel in toto)
A three inch dick is all he has going for himself. In someone’s mind, that has to be sad. Someone? Anyone?
http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)
It must suck being a freaking nerd like this 20 something.
As a matter of fact, I’m not sure of what he is.
Just don’t procreate. Resist the temptation.
Do not under any circumstances pass you DNA into the American gene pool.
Tom in CO
He’s probably uglier on myspace.
double tap
Hey girls, there’s a real catch..
Bob P
OK, That is sick but I love the comments. Laughter is the best medicine.
RacerRick
Wow…Likely Candidate for Congress!! What a Tool!
RR :gun:
http://bb.bbboy.net/themainepatriotboard Poe
Least you know what you are getting.
I know some clean cut employed cats that make this guy look like prince charming.