Messiah Worship By A Burger-Flipper

February 11th, 2009 Posted By Erik Wong.

Mr Messiah, I’ve Been Working At McDonalds For Over 4 years, I’m a go-no-where communications college student, and I’m A Dumb-Fuck! Help Me, Beloved!

Yeah, I know it’s a BK reference, but McDonalds is like the Koran … and BK the Bible.

You know?

You can make fun of BK, but NEVER McDonalds … No-o-o-o-o!

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12 Responses to “Messiah Worship By A Burger-Flipper”

  1. WatchingInAtlanta

    I used to live in the Ft. Myers area and was pretty shocked to hear this kid refer to the school he went to as Edison State. Edison “State” used to be known as Edison Community college. That aside, as a 19 year old college kid, what in the hell does he expect he is “entitled” to? How about this? Actually go to class, work hard and you’ll have everything you need. What a pathetic joke…

  2. Steve in NC

    drill, when I sent this to you I thought this kid was jerking off and playing the bambi. My God is this for real?

    He says he is 19 and had been working there for 4 1/2 yrs.. that mans he started when he was 14. I smell bullshit.

  3. Bouke

    P.T. Barnum would be proud.

  4. dogwhisperer

    Doesn’t McD’s pay for their employees college? Maybe he needs to put in more hours. He mentions already getting assitance and he expects more.
    What else does he need except improved hygiene and speech therapy??? :evil:

  5. Kermit

    What is this idiot hopped up on? Hope and Change, Peruvian’s finest, or X?

    Burger flipping is an entry level job, not a career, except maybe in Julio’s case.

  6. JayMS

    Burger flipping may be a shit job but a lot of folks have climbed the ladder and done well for themselves. Many CEO’s of McDonalds started out as fry cooks, worked hard, and moved up. They have folks who barely spoke English start out flipping burgers who now own several stores and make damn good money.

    That’s Capitalism. Start out shoveling shit and work hard to improve your lot in life. I’m sure many can relate to that. I think of the kinds of jobs I held at Julio’s age.

  7. Dan (The Infidel)

    Hey stupid. You want a career flipping burgers? Or do you want to make something of yourself? If you think BHO gives a fuck, then you might want to stick to flipping burgers; cause you ain’t real bright.

  8. I fucking hate that guy. The one with the mic and the goofy fucking clown with that hat…

    12-14 Sugarcane fields–tractors/planting-side by side with black folk
    15-Taco Bell
    15-Pizza Inn
    16-17 Pizza Inn
    17-18 Grocery Bagger
    18-22 US Navy
    22-25 College
    25-Present (Career Officer–Navy then Air Force)

    And Obama’s fucking tax plan is going to give (OUR) money to that token worshiping sack of fucking nutria rat excrement from the bottom of the bayou mud.

    This is far worse than Clinton, this worshiping is Hitler’esque and I am truly…truly scared.

  9. moriah

    Total Bullshi*t!

  10. Kurt(the infidel)

    yeah right no restaurant will hire you at 14. what a liar and he sounds like he is either on crack or just messed up.

  11. billy_bonney

    THIS IDIOT EPITOMIZES EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA.
    Julio here (is he an illegal alien?) is pissed because he can’t get ahead after 4 years of flippin burgers? Hey asshole, go out an EARN it, like maybe going down to your nearest Army recruiter.

    No, see, I voted for the Messiah, had an orgasm on TV and therefore I deserve all the Govt ‘gimmee’s’ I can get my paws on. We are breeding a nation of underacheivers like this guy.

    We’re doomed.

    Billy

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