World’s Ugliest Love Triangle

February 17th, 2009 (4) Posted By Angelia Phillips.

Mirror:

She may not have all her own teeth and she’s a bit hard of hearing, but temptress Pena Dobrava can still stir violent passions in men.

Bulgaria’s answer to Nora Batty sparked a vicious duel between two rival suitors – as they

laid into each other with their walking sticks.

It ended with Dancho Dimitov, 86, in hospital with head injuries after being whacked by jealous boyfriend Boris Stoykov, 74.

The pair came to blows when Boris was tipped off by a neighbour that Dancho was trying to steal Pena, 75, from him.

He had even been seen clambering over her back garden fence to secretly chat her up.

Furious Boris stormed off and confronted Dancho outside a cafe in Gramada, Bulgaria.

One witness said: “It was unbelievable. I heard screams and saw the older one taking a swing with his stick at the other man’s head.

“They were both bashing each other and cursing. I thought someone was going to die.”

Police were called to separate the pensioners and are now considering pressing charges against one or both of them.

Dancho said from his hospital bed: “I thought I was the only

one for Pena. I even loaned her money. I feel such a fool.”

Angry Boris said: “I hope he’s learned his lesson. Next time he won’t get off so lightly.”

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  • Brent Brentzel

    It’s pretty obvious why they are so attracted to her. It’s the no teeth thing.

  • Toe Tagger (Infidel in toto)

    So, love IS blind!

  • Jerry

    Brent, your onto something with the no teeth thing. A friend related to me a high school date who was a hockey player. Just before she got down to business, she said ” You do not mind if I take these out?(a false set of upper incisors) they just get in the way”

  • Right Wing Witch

    The toothless thing. Been blessedly there. Um – yes – it’s uhhhh – NICE. A seriously sublime bang. :gun:

    The Toothless Hummer. Like No Other.