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Mar 26, 2009 41 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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California to reduce carbon emissions by… banning black cars?!

by Jeremy Korzeniewski

In a move that will likely get California’s consumers in a huff, impending legislation may soon restrict the paint color options for Golden State residents looking for their next new vehicle. The specific colors that are currently on the chopping block are all dark hues, with the worst offender seemingly the most innocuous color you could think of: Black. What could California possibly have against these colors, you ask? Apparently, the California Air Resources Board figures that the climate control systems of dark colored cars need to work harder than their lighter siblings – especially after sitting in the sun for a few hours. Anyone living in a hot, sunny climate will tell you that this assumption is accurate, of course. In fact, legislation already exists for buildings that has proven successful at reducing the energy consumption of skyscrapers.

So, what’s the crux of the problem… can’t paint suppliers just come up with new, less heat-absorbent dark paints? According to Ward’s, suppliers have reportedly been testing their pigments and processes to see if it’s possible to meet CARB’s proposed mandate of 20% solar reflectivity by 2016 with a phase-in period starting in 2012, and things aren’t looking good. Apparently, when the proper pigments and chemicals are added to black paint, the resulting color is currently being referred to as “mud-puddle brown.” That doesn’t sound very attractive, now does it? Windshields, backlights and sunroofs are also slated to get reflective coatings starting in 2012.

When we first heard of this issue, an internal debate immediately began as to whether this might be an elaborate early April Fool’s joke, but it isn’t. Read through CARB’s complete Cool Cars Standards and Test Procedures here (PDF link) for more.


  • CPLViper

    If this isn’t a joke, it should be … why don’t we just put everyone in California in white clothing?

    Straight jackets sound appropriate.

    • Roland

      Pat?
      Jenny-O?
      Me 1/3 of the year?

      I understand the frustration with our “fruits and nuts”, but that brush is really wide.

    • CPLViper

      Yeah … I know but we would airlift you guys to safety before Operation Funny Farm went into effect.

  • prestonbrooks

    :mrgreen: Another not-April Fool: President Fez is going to have you put in a monitored digital thermostat so He can regulate your energy use. Fez makes Mao look like J P Morgan… :wink:

  • GRIZZ

    Dont ban the hood ornaments

  • TedB

    Not a defining moment.

    However, just another straw…

    I find myself hoping the camel decides to go ape-shit before his back breaks.

  • USNA1985

    If Californian’s put up with this shit, then they deserve everything that happens to them!! Nuff Said!

  • MinneSoCold

    Why just black?

    The photo: That is one sweet ride… and I like the car too.

  • Bob USMC

    :roll: Are they going to ban black bikini’s too? Black dogs? Cats? What about asphalt? What about the hair of all the illegal immigrants, uh, I mean, undocumented workers, uh, I mean innocent victims taken advantage of by America………… :mrgreen: :twisted:

    • GRIZZ

      Those damn AMERICANS

    • MinneSoCold

      Oh crap! Here comes that whole blond hair, blue eye thing again.

    • grumpy mechanic

      Seig Heil!

  • SgtJenz

    Is it any wonder Californian’s are leaving this state in caravans and droves?

    Friggin’ lunatics….

  • http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Texas_Flag_Come_and_Take_It.svg/800px-Texas_Flag_Come_and_Take_It.svg.png Allen TX (Come and Take It)

    Why isn’t there commentary from Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? This is racist! I think I’m gonna start a class action suit against CARB for all the residents of South Central!

  • GROUNDWIZARD

    GREAT, CALIFORNIANS ARE LEAVING THIER STATE TO MOVE TO YOURS AND THERE BRINGING THERE POLITICS WITH THEM.

    • Scoot

      Really, I was born in Colorado and lived in Vegas. All those bastards moved to both states and brought their stupid shit with them.

      Mrs. Scoot and I have seen Cali plates here in North Carolina. God, help us.

    • grumpy mechanic

      Easy now, there are a lot of us Constitution loving, Flag waving, God fearing folks here in So. Cal., So don’t be throwing the baby out with the bath water just yet.
      We need to keep control of one of the coasts when we secede. I think we have a better chance of that here on the west.
      Most of the wackos are concentrated in small areas.

  • Sully

    Oh… paint.
    I was hopeful they were banning ‘Barry Black’.

  • Lock and Load

    America is coming apart at the seams, and these nutbars are legislating PAINT COLOUR :!: :!: :?: :?: :roll: :evil: The hood ornament is OK – she’s wearing white :shock: :twisted:

  • Roland

    My protest about overgeneralizing aside this stuff gets more absurd by the second.

    • Dan (San Diego)

      They’re all just jealous, they have to live somewhere else besides the gold coast……..ha ha…….

  • erumuhhh

    do the Chineses know that ?

  • JCD

    It’s gotten to the point where they are pathologically unable to even consider any solution to any issue that does not involve more laws, more growth of gov’t, and more money and power flowing to gov’t. They are drunk on their power, their prestige, their influence and their ability to shape our lives with punitive taxes and laws. This government must fall.

    • grumpy mechanic

      Amen, I think that nails it. It’s all about power and control. :evil:

  • Knighthawk

    Talk about you government waste.

  • mike3481

    Ya’ll don’t know the half of it.

    The “California Air Resources Board” comes up with this kind of “trial balloon” shit all the time.

    And whatever seems to have a chance of sticking then spreads across the country like an epidemic of spontaneous lunacy.

    The California Air Resources Board has done more to fuck up America than anything, except for what comes out of Washington D.C.

    • grumpy mechanic

      I hear Barry is pushing for California emission standards to cover the whole country. :evil:

  • http://n/a rightside

    does that include the guy in the white house?

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    :arrow: CPLViper
    why don’t we just put everyone in California in white clothing?

    Straight jackets sound appropriate.

    Let’s start with your state first.

    • CPLViper

      I agree … but like I said above, airlift me and my family out before the operation starts. Just drop us over Texas (with a parachutes that is) and we will be fine.

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    :arrow: Scoot
    Really, I was born in Colorado and lived in Vegas. All those bastards moved to both states and brought their stupid shit with them.

    Mrs. Scoot and I have seen Cali plates here in North Carolina. God, help us.

    FYI genius, those who left were not from here. They were from the Carolinas and all the other 49 states.

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    :arrow: GROUNDWIZARD
    March 26, 2009 at 10:20 am
    GREAT, CALIFORNIANS ARE LEAVING THIER STATE TO MOVE TO YOURS AND THERE BRINGING THERE POLITICS WITH THEM.

    Ya then they would fit in with the state you live in.
    BTW, it is their not there. :roll:

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    Ya it is obvious that I am a little touchy with even good folks and their statesments about California. We here in California are no better or no worse than the state you live in. 75% of the folks who lived here were not born here anyways. Just an FYI Dollardites.

    • CPLViper

      Well, don’t be so freakin’ touchy. California is a great state and the statements are made in jest. There are pockets in your state just like the other states that suck … namely cities. In my case, NJ, the whole state sucks and there are only pockets that people that think like me (and our founding fathers) can be happy. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the downturn in the economy, I might have already moved out.

  • JJIrons

    Does this logic apply to people? DO dark-skinned folks (like Obama) create more harmful emissions of some sort that are hurting our precious defenseless planet?

    I’ll let you reply to that one.

  • GregGS

    I Live in SO CAL, every time I here a Cal politician open their stupid cock hole, I feel I’m that much closer to inoprapable Brain Cancer.

  • NMPatriot

    Unbelieveable!!! CARB to the rescue, protecting the world from itself. We need the dark cars to prevent Global cooling, idiots!

    NMP

  • Cpl/Major Mike

    I have lived in California for almost 40 years and it gets more embarrassing every year. Why in the hell did all the fucking nutcases have to end up out here?

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    :arrow: CPLViper
    California bashing just gets old. I am sure you can understand that. Deserving sometimes? Cannot dispute that. But the bashing is trite. Most of us in San Diego County are patriots.
    As a kid at least I had lots of fun in New Jersey at McGuire AFB.

  • just posting

    INSANE

  • rightangle

    Too late now I hope for Michelle and her decorator pals to repaint the exterior of the White House.