Comments on: Some Eggs Are Evil

By: CGadsden

CGadsden — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:54:25 +0000

This begs the age old question, “What came first…?” The chicken did, then rolled over and had a cigarette. Can’t wait to get home and cook some jumbo eggs. FYI Tom, if it was laying large eggs was a maladaptive behavior (from an evolutionary POV), the hens wouldn’t lay the eggs. One to back of the head, keep using that gov.t grant fuckhead.

By: Toe Tagger (Bubba the Infidel)

Toe Tagger (Bubba the Infidel) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:16:27 +0000

“We do often spot bloodstains on large eggs,” Tom Vesey clucked, with egg on his face and blood on his dick.

“I say, father, what do you do for a living?”
“Why, I check the dimensions of chicken’s asses, mate.”

By: BradW (the Infidel)

BradW (the Infidel) — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:15:17 +0000

Amen Scoot! and we wonder why the Brits are so f’d up! worrying about hens??? Good Lord! The fact someone over the pond is worried about hens when the country is being overrun by Islamic radicals is a crime, the people listed above and others worried about hens need to be committed, and medicated…

By: Sippin' Coffee

Sippin' Coffee — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:14:00 +0000

Curse the fowl appetites of man! This guy has spent too much time with his chickens.

By: Scoot

Scoot — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:54:48 +0000

Oooooh, I am so worried if I am eating happy eggs or not.

From now on I will only buy the biggest mother f’in eggs I can find!