Douche nozzle.
The byproduct of liberal education
Idiot
inarticulate buffoon.
http://www.effldirect2.com EDinTampa
Bede, bede,bede PPPPORKKYY PIGGG WITH LIPSTICK!
Steven D
Wes beat me to it.
vivi libero o muori
First Imbecile
Secretary of Stupidity
“Nothing to see here, move along”-Hole
First Eunich
Flesh-covered bag of mostly-water
Oxygen Thief
Jim
“Dipshit” comes to mind. The bag lady’s long-lost son.
Larry In NC
Meat-whistle Tuner
Syndromeofadown
I pick this. I could care less what you all call him, I’m calling him; Meat Whistle Tuner.
jtm371
$hit for brains!
Farm Boy
I propose “Squealer”, that was the name of the pig in George Orwell’s Animal Farm whose job was to spread the propaganda for the Farm’s emerging dictators.
http://www.porkbarrelspending.com texasgamer
House Boy Bob
Blade Runner
Here’s what I think happened: Jurassic Park scientists found a Dysprosodius confusi cell in the fossil of a slug larvae. The paleontologists then cloned the representative of a rare dinosaur known as “IGNORAMOSAURUS REX”
tlk
Whenever I see this guy I think the obvious – dweeb and all that..but I see him standing at the throne of darkness.
in the cross hairs
uhhh uhhh how how about gig… “giggles berry’s clown”
unkaglen
He looks like a grown up Beaver Clever with glasses to me……..
unkaglen
AKA The “Media Misfit”
unkaglen
“Barry’s Mary”
New Texan
The Coon ala South Park
Dave
How about Bobby Giblets( the rude crap you eat from turkeys).
vonKamrath
Vagina Mouth
GRIZZ
No.We all come from one.Except OBONZO.I reckon he is a butt hole baby
Cridhe Saorsa
No can do. It gives real vaginas a bad name. And besides I like vaginas.
tlk
Vagina is awfully polite..
CPLViper
Gazoo (google it and you will see the resemblence)
Yes! But he would have to be the lesser-gazoo. The original was the great-gazoo.
Syndromeofadown
Bob “The little abortion that got away” Gibbs.
amy
Hahahahaha!!!
Jarhead68
Without reading anyone else’s, and I’m sure they are great, here’s mine:
Glibs, cuz he thinks he is glib. In actuality, he’s just another child in over his head.
Jarhead68
Yeah, it has to be “GLIBS”
SgtJenz
Turtle-dick. “This man has no dick.”
Too Loose
No-load
Turd burglar
Slap Head
“GLIBS” is good :beer:
JayMS
Pasty-faced turd
I trust Joe Isuzu more than I trust this asshat.
beddgelert
Mr. Fibbs
greystoke
‘Pinky’
Banger
Just remember when you watch this simpleton that all this is occuring in front a of sychophantic media. Both in the room as well as on t.v. Then if you can, try to fathom if he had to face the adversarial tone from the previous administration. Or for that matter any andministration with an (R) next to it. He wouldn’t have lasted the first week.
Kurt(the infidel)
this guy is the reason we have the caricature of the nerdy white guy. i blame him for that solely. look at this dude. what a weiner
we should just call him bitch face
Drillanwr (Constitutional Crusader)
Wow!
I see I’m not the only one who thinks Gibbs needs a nickname.
A couple jump out “Squealer” and Gazoo … and “Glibs” is real close to his actual name so much so to be haunting (if you know what I mean).
For some reason “Mad Libs Gibbs” has popped into my head.
Still pondering.
I will pick and then use in the future the new nickname for Bobby Gibbs … until the White House quietly finds a reason to replace him … probably with Helen Thomas.
Kurt, “Backdoor Bob” and “bitch-face” are probably Barney Frank’s pet names for Bobby Gibbs.
http://www.johnmccain.com Kurt(the infidel)
Drill
yeah it would be funny to hear him call Gibbs either of those names in that porky the pig voice of his
OK Joe
Dinglebobby
Mike Mose
Gibbs is the “propaganda minister Heir Rectum”
GRIZZ
Oh shit thats funny.I think this is my favorite :beer: :beer: :beer:
Bruce
I’m thinkin’ ‘Spanky’.
Or…. ‘House Cracker’.
Toe Tagger (Bubba the Infidel)
Dingle Barry’s Dingle Bob
CPLViper
Drill
I suggested Gazoo (from the Flintstones) not just because of how he looks but also the similarities between Gibbs and Gazoo (from Wikipedia);
1. They both seem to appear randomly at inopportune moments.
2. Gazoo calls Fred & Barney “dum-dums”, BHO and Gibbs would call the American citizens the same if they could and probably do in private conversations.
3. Even when Gazoo attempts to help, he usually ends up causing even more trouble which, of couse, sums up BHO’s administration thus far, perfectly.
GRIZZ
But I liked that little butthead
Jarhead68
beddgelert
March 22, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Mr. Fibbs
That’s a good one, too.
Jarhead68
Then there’s always…GLIBTARD…
MinneSoCold
“Media Fluffer”
MinneSoCold
…or just “The Fluffer”
the bushbeater
Drew Carey’s dumber brother!
amy
Thank you. I knew he reminded me of someone, I just couldn’t place it.
Marc
The Ferret, or The Gerbil, because he is soo far up Barry’s ass, & Barry really likes how Gibbs makes him feel
dogbert41
When millions of Americans have lost everything they had for their retirement in the stock market, in their homes, in their jobs, to see these bastards laughing and joking just amazes me. Like Marie Antoinette saying “let them eat cake”.
Hope they end up as she did.
As for a nickname, how about just simply “Red”?
Moriah
Prince of Prepuce
Moriah
..or the Blabbing Balanorrhea
Moriah
Bob the Talking Hemrrhoid (Sung to the tune of ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’)
3-7 dad
i don’t think he will be around long enuff for a nickname… has he ever been on time with one of his propaganda sessions??? i quit waiting for him to show up and don’t watch him wiggle out of answering the questions…
serfer62
Babs
Steven D
I like Squealer, mentioned above, or, if Obama’s the antichrist, then he would be the False Prophet.
SD
POD1
Howz about “Puddin”.
American Woman
Bambi’s Bitch
Jarhead68
I thought that was Biden…
GRIZZ
Rectal gonnahera
Jarhead68
Gotta be….GLIBTARD…yes, I’m promoting my own idea…sue me.
brovato
fuck face
DesignR
Mr. “I’ll have to get back to you on that”.
Storm 0311
I vote for the “secretary cracker”
Cridhe Saorsa
Now that is funny. Secretary Crackerhead Cracker.
mike3481
Kneepads.
saepe expertus
Given the current infestation from the family Sciurdae scurrying around the White House, not to mention certain physiological similarities possessed by Mr.Gibbs , I offer:
Punxsutawney Bob.
Charles
Porch Monkey.
Tommyknocker
I thought “Bobby Gibbs” was a demeaning nick-name the first time I saw him speak…
Banger
As far as a nickname I have to go with Laura Ingraham and say he is peter griffin. Not only does he look like that fat mumbling idiot, he is as big a cocksucker as his creator as well.
BK
He is SOOOOO easy to name. I’ve been calling him
BELTWAY BOB
for weeks now! What a tool! But of course, he gets a lot of help from the inept Admin he works for. BK
sully
Cueing off of Pat’s Hannibal Lecter reference I’d say Gibbs is like the Miggs character. Throwing and spitting spunk from his cell.
Cridhe Saorsa
The Gibblet of Glib. Or Gibblet for short. He kinda has all the appeal of the edible offal of a fowl. Works with, the press left Obama’s quivering Gibblet hangin.
Another nickname might be Crazy White Boy. Or White Bread or Wonder Boy or Pound Cake or My Cracker…
http://www.jihadwatch.org LCpl. Alexander
Banger
How about Peter Glibbin. But yea, Peter Griffin is perfect. :beer:
AFITgrad86
Bobby Bidet … it’s alliterative and it connotes the douche bag message without getting in the gutter …
s3cav
How about Junior Jackass or Beltway Bob the Jackass.