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Get The F- Off My Porch, Gestap-O Zombies!



Mar 23, 2009 59 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

obama-zombies

“Make sure they filled out ALL parts”, huh?

F*** you and your goat …

You get NOTHING!


  • Wigpeeler

    it’s so wonderful they drag their kiddies along as human shields. :mad:

    • Paslode

      Reminds me of the Jehovahs Witness….man that brings back old memories…..Peace Bonds and Restaining Orders….jumping on the roof during there service.

      Good times :mrgreen:

  • MinneSoCold

    No shit! The guy is wearing a brown shirt.

    So it’s safe to say anyone NOT pledging will be part of the phase 2 project, isolating detractors from those that want to be silent. You can guess what phase 3 will be.

    This is bullshit! This pledge drive is nothing but pure intimidation, the government having a list of those not supporting the president. The implied message here is if you don’t sign then you must be against the government. And those that DO sign the pledge, get ready, you’ll be forced to “volunteer” much like jury duty without a choice… “Well, you did sign here sir. We’re sorry you’ll have to quit your job but serving on the Civilian Force is your contractual obligation. Here’s your brown shirt.”

    Any of this sound familiar to anyone? Geezus! This “community organizing” bullshit might work in Chicago like it did in Germany, Soviet Union or China, but in REAL America.

  • mark45acp

    they will regret the day that they darkened my doorstep. :gun:

    • MileHigh

      ditto :gun:

  • Giorgi

    damn, looks like a commie party aggitators from back in a day to me

  • Ash

    “they just had a crazed look in their eyes officer, I honestly thought they were here to gang rape me THEN have me sign their petition. What? No, I don’t have a flamethrower, they showed up on my porch already on fire. It’s getting to where a citizen can’t relax at home without being acosted by canvasers…..on fire.”

    • CPLViper

      That made me laugh out loud, thanks Ash.

    • Bouke60

      You got me too. Thanks

    • mike3481

      :beer: :beer: :beer:

    • WatchingInAtlanta

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Oh, I needed that after watching that video. :beer: :beer:

    • Kurt(the infidel)

      now thats funny! :lol:

  • GRIZZ

    Colorado has a “make my day” law.Lets see if it works :gun: :gun: :gun: .Yes I can .And bet your ass I will :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :gun:

  • POD1

    I’ll have three words if they knock on my door.
    Twelve Gauge Slug.

  • amy

    Well, they won ‘t be knocking on my door. I have a pit bull and a chow-rottweiler mix. They won’t come in my yard. The only chance I’ll get to tell them to stuff their clipboard up their commie asses is at the front door of a Wal-mart. Hope to get my chance, it’ll make me feel good. :twisted: :twisted:

  • DesignR

    Sign up today and get on the list as a neighborhood ‘watcher’ for your neighborhood. In the future you can inform the Government about your neighbors illegal activities like unlawful assembly of more than 3 people at a time, and political speech that is intollerant of a leftist agenda.

    Or, don’t sign and expect a ‘visit’ from your local Government to be visited in the night. You will disapear as well as your weapons and family members of like thinkers.

  • MinneSoCold

    Remember, these aren’t campaign volunteers now, they are workers of the Executive Branch with the means of power. This is really fucked-up.

  • CDTFLINT

    Wow talk about brainwashing.

    We had one of these assholes come to the door. I didn’t answer but my younger brother told them to fuck off……ahh talk about well raised. :lol:

  • Drillanwr (Constitutional Crusader)

    :arrow: amy’s onto something, guys …

    IF you see these Execu-thugs perched at a Walmart or public wherever you need to make a loud stink about the fascist tactics being practiced by this government, and an invasion into our privacy. THEN you need to go into the building and demand to see the manager, who probably gave them permission to be there, and make a loud demand as to why they/he is participating in this invasion of privacy.

    I am sure the cops will be called, but as long as you are not becoming violent, or invading anyone else’s “personal space” or tossing threats, you could talk your way out of that possible confrontation.

    The point is, the people who blindly go about their public traffic need to wake up to what is going on. They need to understand they can not just smile back and offer information to these people who have no right to it.

    Also, you may find others silently observing just might chime in with support for you.

    Listen, I give a huge piece of my mind EVERY time I encounter those “helpful” little teams outside the Kmart or Walmart that want to fingerprint my daughter for free.

    I tell them, “Fingerprint, incarcerate, and execute the bastards that would kidnap and rape and murder my child … don’t treat my child like the criminal … my child’s fingerprints are useless if her body’s been rotting in a dump or shallow grave for months and months by the time it’s found, you idiots!”

    WTF would the public and the media have said if the Bush Administration had tried an information grab on private citizens like this??? FUCK! they couldn’t even tap into telephone and bank traffic by known terrorists!

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    I saw my neighbor say no thanks to one of these creeps and my neighbor said “Have fun in Jonestown”. The kid replied “Huh, I’m from Levittown”. Clueless.

    • GRIZZ

      Dickfor sez what?

    • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

      Levittown, huh? Was that O’Reilly’s kid?

  • GRIZZ

    What state are my fellow DOLLARDITES seeing these brainwashed fools in?Havent seen them in northern colorado,yet.

    • MileHigh

      Probably soon, look at Boulder first. I am just waiting to see them here at DU.

    • Scoot

      Definitely a ton of them in Boulder!

      I’m originally from Lakewood, we used to call them the granola people.

  • MinneSoCold

    Oh, and one guess to whom will be heading-up this program across America…. didn’t they just receive “reinvestment” money from Obama’s stimulus package? Hmmm? Starts with an “A” rhymes with “porn”. Huh? Who was that again?

  • Lock and Load

    This is some chilling shit…. :shock: :shock: :evil: GWB was not within 1000 miles of this kind of behaviour, and yet he was “challenging our freedoms” and acting like “Hitler” to these libtards :roll: Anyone who was lucky enough to have lived through Hitler or Stalin and is seeing this is probably having heart palpitations :???:

  • GRIZZ

    Grandad is 89 years old and seen alot of shit in his life,but nothing like this admn.He agreed with the wiretappings of bush,but says this “IMPOSTER” posing as prez is a plant of someone or some org that wants to destroy this nation.Grandad lives in the front house on my property and would be the one to talk to these fools when they come.He said he would answer the door with his GARAND in hand.Fruit dont fall far from the tree I told him

    • amy

      Thumbs up Grandpa!! :twisted:

    • mike3481

      :beer:

  • TO (twp)

    Zieg Heil

  • NYPeach

    Please, please, please come to my door. I have so much to share with these brainwashed Nazis!

    • MinneSoCold

      Ve have vays to make you sign!

  • beddgelert

    The value of his network relies on email and credit cards, such a large group would be worth something on the market, I wouldn’t doubt for a second they bundle lists of peoples information to sell to the highest bidder…say like google. To sum it all up its moves like these that sink ships, this rookie in office has a long way to go and the ride gets a lot rougher. Violence is what they want, it plays into their hand of being victoms, a verbal lashing in public is far more effective.

    • http://www.myspace.com/frankensubie brotherscoobs

      :beer: i was taught that violence was the last resort…and that has served me well over 42 yrs…but that does not mean i am afraid of being violent…i agree…a strong tongue lashing is what they should get….now if they show up at my door with a weapon… :twisted:
      they would welcome a violent reaction/reactions as a way of “showing” everyone else how bad us right winders are….we are almost abligated to take the high road here…not to save face but to prove we aren’t what they portray us as…

  • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

    This is outright fucking SCARY! “Don’t forget to indoctrinate the children!”

    WTF???

  • http://www.myspace.com/frankensubie brotherscoobs

    remember what evan taught us…we know how they think…know thine enemy

  • dilly

    :arrow: everyone

    who gives a fuck about this, i mean really. oh the people have pledged, lol this shit isn’t a legal document, its a bunch of former class presidents running around trying to act like they are part of a political movement. seems like one big demographic and personal information grab to me. fuck em.

    • Drillanwr (Constitutional Crusader)

      :arrow: dilly

      The AIG bonuses were in legal and binding contracts (documents) …

      See how far that got them? And how far the Congress went?

      And look at the tactics the Congress used to pressure them into returning the money … threats of releasing their names even after Congress was informed of death threats not only to those individuals getting bonuses, but to their families/children …

      And factor in the terror tactics used over the weekend with an ACORN backed socialist group that took buses to these AIG employee’s homes to protest.

      Nobody is safe … from anything.

  • Mark Gibbons

    Ash thats funny thank you.

  • Mark in WA

    :twisted: WTF?!?!?!

    Come to MY door and you fucking Nazis will get a tongue lashing from my kids if I don’t answer the door first. I have trained them well. If you get me or my lovely wife first, you’ll wish you had tried your canvASSing in another county, not just another neighborhood.

    What a bunch of brainwashed, starry-eyed, idolatrous lemmings.

  • shootemdeadaz

    can someone please send one of these people to my house

    ” why yes maam, fuck you, you socialist pig is my full legal name”

  • Ji

    They are out in front of banks too, handing out literature demonizing banks.
    Its funny but they gave literature to everyone but me.
    And I walked passed them several times.
    We have to find their headquarters.

    • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

      … and you left them standing?

  • fan

    That if fucking scary…. mindless people. Is this a twilight movie we are all living through. What a nightmare this shit is turning into. Where are the republicans in congress and in the senate?

  • TerryTate

    Damn,

    Worse than the fuckin Jehovah’s Witnesses.

    Even the Mormon’s know when to leave people alone.

    Fuck them.

  • billy_bonney

    MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR INFORMATION…..yeah right asshole

    I hate that little weasel faggot motherfucker in the video.

    Fuck them…post your property with no tresspassing and no solicitng signs get the local sheriff to arrest them if they violate that.

    Billy

  • Roland

    I can not decide whether to get very angry or to laugh very hard. I guess it does not effectively matter. Either will prevent me from signing their nutty pledge and sharing any information.

    What remarkable idiocy!

  • Kermit

    Have not seen any of these around Baton Rouge or even New Orleans. Maybe they are all in “The Hood”

  • SgtJenz

    Use your digital camera’s. Take pictures and tell them your gonna post them on the web as little obambi-nazi motherfuckers. Don’t forget to get names.
    Or use your camera-phones. Let the world see the faces of the next line of brown shirt fascists.

    Come get some you bastatrds!

  • MinneSoCold

    Since they have “Code Pink” to protest military recruitment, maybe we need our own group called “Level Red” to protest and shutdown their recruitment activities.

    • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

      “Level Red”… I LIKE it!

    • MinneSoCold

      Thanks! It works on many “levels” as red is the highest Homeland Security threat level, also the name of a survival kit, red as blood of patriots and red as commies.

  • http://www A.L.

    Obama and his zombies can go sraight to HELL!!!!!

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    The speaker in this clip would have been some jerk that we would have pantsed (taken off his draws) in high school on the bus home.
    This asshole needs a good smack in the head.

  • 31Mike

    Open the door…call 911….tell the arriving officers that they made homo advances and your PTSD kicked in and you had to beat the shit out of ‘em. Cops don’t like these assholes either.

  • brovato

    these socialists will be greeted by a 90 pound pit bull! hope they ask him to fill out their fkn forms. oh, and a 12 guage Mossberg with “00″ buck. :mrgreen:

  • jon

    Wow, most of you are really unbalanced, talking about physically assaulting or even shooting people for simply knocking on your door. Is that how you people deal with those who disagree with your politics? Your delusional conspiracy theories are all signs of severe mental health issues. You should seek professional help immediately.

    • Derringer

      Geez, sorry Mrs. Obama…we didn’t realize you’d be on here reading the letters. Shouldn’t you be pimping for the Prez or something? Does Barry know you are using the computer in HIS Oval Orafice?

      P.S. Phuck off, libtard!