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Matt Lauer Hospitalized After Crashing His Bicycle Into A Deer



Mar 23, 2009 19 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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  • mike3481

    Score one for Bambi. :roll:

  • Dave

    Who gives a shit?

    • http://patdollard.com Pat

      Everybody who hates Matt Lauer.

    • GRIZZ

      I dont believe this story.I dont think matt can ride a bike

  • Nanny

    Um – Er Dear Matt

    Um- Er – Um Get Well Um Er Soon. I am er-um looking forward to an um-er-ugh lazi-fare interview with um-er-um you soon. Um-er let me consult with my um-er-eh teleprompter to finish this um-er get well card. Um-er “talk” to you soon.

    Love Barack

    • Nanny

      P.S. Um-er-um is Bambi okay? I um-er-um need to consult with my um-er-er-er-um department of fish and wildlife (um Rahm – who did I appoint for that um-er-um what does that department do?) Anyway – um-er-um you might have to pay um-er-um a tax, um-er-um a fine, er-um a something er-um-er> AHHHHHHHH maybe we should ummmmmm-er talk before you interview me um-um after you are feeling better ummmm need to get your “story” straight. Ummmm anyway ummm call my people.

      Love Barack

  • Atilla Kahuna

    You know, if he’d been driving an H2, or even better, a Hummvee, he wouldn’t have even noticed bambi going under the wheels.

    Stupid liberals. (I know – redundant)

    • mindy abraham

      LOL

  • mindy abraham

    nothing against him personally, I hope is not too hurt :wink:

  • GRIZZ

    You could drop a feather on the ground,and matt would be hurt

  • http://none Displaced Ched Head

    Thank the lord his balls weren’t involved in the accident. They were safely locked up in the vault at NBC, or as most people commonly call it, Olbermanns mouth.

  • http://patdollard.com Joe Average

    I will buy that deer a whole year’s supply of salt and deer food….yeah.

    Heard he mashed his dick on the bicycle seat. But Barney Frank is going to go kiss it and make it better.

  • TedB

    I hope the deer is okay.

  • http://www.615songs.com/1/615songs.com.html James Hooker – Nipple Whisperer

    We hit a deer in the tour bus once. We THOUGHT we missed him at first. At the next truckstop, we found what must have been a thirty foot shitsmear down the right side.

  • YERMOM

    couldnt have happened to a nicer ass hole.

  • trustme1013

    I swear he did it because he didn’t want his ole buddy Lance Armstrong getting all the street cred for a broken collarbone.

  • GregGS

    I feel that Deers pain.

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    That is one honorable deer. :beer:

  • anonymous hourly worker

    I would have paid a lot of money to see that.