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5:37
Alright, Chad just went to bed. We’ve been flailing this new b*tch all night to get her to act right. Things may be a little buggy, but we can work that sh*t out fast. There’s already a couple minor things. For instance, a few of the posts, which in fact have multiple comments, are reading on the front page that they have zero. Ignore any zeros this morning, such a post is likely to have comments. It was just a glitch in the transfer, and will no longer continue. Any and all new comments will appear in the counter. Also, you’ll notice the addition of thumbnails for commenters. To get on that bandwagon, all you have to do is go right here, and do exactly what you’re told, and politely. And remember to offer to help wash the dishes after dinner, and thank Mr. and Mrs. Applebaum before you leave. And help Timmy put away his toys. And remember to make a mental note of all the toys you brought, and make sure you bring them all back. Those f-ing things aren’t cheap and I’m not refereeing a fight between you two little motherf-ers later, when he’s trying to say your sh*t is his. In fact, right before you walk out the door, show me what you’ve got and I’ll make a f-ing list. And tell that old b*tch the meatloaf is great, while you’re eating it, and definitely f-ing thank them right after you eat, and yes, again when you leave. And if you come back without all your toys, I’m going to beat your f-ing a** right then and there, and then send you out into the dark night to walk all the way back and get the ones you left, and remember what I told you about that headless horseman being out this time of year. So good luck with that sh*t.
Also, you’ll notice we’ve expanded the video section. There’s four more on the front page.
And, pretty cool, is there are now thumbnails on page two for the stories that have rotated back. The stuff back there is just about always current, as it rotated back on the same day it was put up. It’s as good as the sh*t on the front page. And I should also take a momet to bust the comments=popularity fallacy. I know exactly how many people are going to each post, and I swear on my d*ck that there is no common correlation between the two. There have literally been top 3 posts with zero comments. If anything, you should go with headlines that appeal to your interests, if you’re asking my advice, which I can’t tell right now.
Oh yeah, sh*t, all the previous posts aren’t up yet, as that requires a lot of tedious manual work throughout the weekend. Someone remind me to call Drill when we’re finished here.
Also, you’ll notice the direct links to the BTR page (which is f-ed-up right now, due to some bullsh*t BTR glitch where the recent episodes aren’t on the page. But that might be fixed by the time you’re reading this, so don’t let me dissuade any desired clicks), Active ( which at the moment is the announcement page. You should use this as your sign-up page. Just put I’m in, in the comments form, and submit it) and my twitter page. The Dollard Nation is increasingly going there to stay in real-time touch. We have a lot of fun, and terrorize the normal people.
Tomorrow’s “Jihadi Killer Hour” will again be at 5 PM Eastern, 4 PM Central, and 2 PM Pacific.
I can’t think of anything else right now, other than a reminder that I’m available for babysitting, and my book on good parenting will be out this Summer.
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