Post-Marxist Syndrome Causes Russian Wife To Chew Off Hubby’s Man-Meat
Cheated wife chews off man’s manhood
Russia - A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.
Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.
She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.
Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple’s home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.
Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other’s arms.
Mikhail told a court near Moscow: “Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further.”
Liza revealed: “I kissed Mikhail’s lips. He didn’t resist, and then I kissed him more.”
When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.
Mikhail said: “I saw the blood spurting out of Katya’s mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don’t remember what happened next, I was unconscious.”
Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.
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Katya released this short statement on the matter:
“Tastes like chicken.”
That’s gotta hurt.
…it’s the other white meat.