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Bumped: ShamWow/Slap Chop Guy Beats The Shit Out Of Hooker – Video Added



Mar 28, 2009 41 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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The Smoking Gun:

MARCH 27–Meet Vince Shlomi. He’s probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman.

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Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi’s occupation as “Marketing,” but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)

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  • mike3481

    I…I…got nothing.

    Except that maybe they deserve each other and yes, I know that may be a terrible thing to say.

  • Andy

    Too bad the camera guy wasn’t following him when he gave her the ole “Slap-Chop”. Heh! I wonder if she really loved his nuts.

  • GROUNDWIZARD

    see the blood? No PROBLEM FOR SHAM WOW!

  • John454

    NO FUCKING WAY!!!

    I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Oil Robber

    Who beat who? LOL looks like ShamWow guy got thumped!

  • Oil Robber

    LOL I just noticed he’s wearing a hospital gurney

  • sierrahome

    Obviously she found his tuna boring.

    :oops:

  • MinneSoCold

    ShamPOW!

  • Jerry

    HIV, HCV, name the blood born pathogens. At a point like this, ones actions can be considered self defense. The other point is why was he taking this route for entertainment anyway. She needs to be charged for assault, perhaps countersued too. Lets see now how his sponsor approaches the situation.

  • http://scottfromsc.blogspot.com Scott From South Cackalacky

    “Yer gonna love my nuts!” “Bikini, Martini!”

    Is there anyone here who is really surprised or ever really cares. This is about as relevent as Scrappy Doo.

  • TerryTate

    Why do famous people trust anyone?

    While this is funny, its obvious she did it in order to sue him.

    Dumb move shammy dude.

  • http://johnmccain.com kurt(the infidel)

    thats crazy! but oh so funny :lol:

  • RedRaider89

    spunk on a hookers face…shamwow! its gone in a flash

  • trustme1013

    I wonder if she really loved his nuts.

    BWAHAHAHAHAAH! :lol:

  • http://www.operatorchan.org Hughes_dePayens

    His shamwow was falsely advertised.
    She was unsatisfied with her shamwow.

  • GregGS

    Hookers, what can you say, they sell themselves!

  • RJI

    He is lucky she did not have a SLAP CHOP as it supposedly works well on NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay..so I am piling on….

  • American Woman

    WOW,lOOKS LIKE SHE GOT THE BETTER OF HIM. :lol:
    Doesnt he look like a grimlin?

    Love the hospital gown and furry collar look :lol:
    What is it with mug shots and furry collard???

    This is funny as crap

  • amy

    In the mug shot on the right she’s grinning from ear to ear. The 2 pictures look like they’re from different arrests (her hairs longer in the right picture). She probably saw Vince (he still cracks me up when he says “You’ll love my nuts”) and saw $$$$$$. Or I could be wrong. Who knows. What a shame.

  • Wigpeeler

    ….so if you slap me now……..(cause we can’t do this all day!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • amy

    Yes, but can she do this all day? :mrgreen:

  • http://www.gwuh.com Marc Stockwell-Moniz (Infidel since birth thanks in part to my crusader ancestors, especially Egas Moniz, Knight Templer who defeated the Moors.)

    ShlomiWow!
    Say it ain’t so Shlo.
    My favorite pitch man bites the shamWOW! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • uffy

    Why do guys pay for hookers when most females will give “it” away for free? Do guys share the same “stupid for sex” gene?
    Yes, this is a poll! :wink:

  • best towels around

    ShamWow to the rescue :mrgreen:

  • http://n/a B.s.

    :arrow: :idea: :beer: :beer: :?:

  • Tommyknocker

    Don’t forget this line…
    “…saving (or changing) the world one slap at a time.”

    “ShamPOW”…Love that one!

  • GRIZZ

    Does he look sleazy or what?

  • http://MsUnderestimated.com MsUnderestimated

    Quick, ACT NOW, and you’ll get a SECOND free ass-whooping for ABSOLUTELY FREE! Just pay the Shipping & Handling, and you keep the ass-whooping as a gift if you decide to return the Sham-Pow!

  • Scoot

    Just look at what 19.95 gets ya! :mrgreen:

  • AllenS

    Vince: “You’re going to love my tongue.”

    Hooker: “Not so much.”

  • http://earthlink nomee1

    you following me camra guy? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Larry In NC

    She looks like a $19.95 piece of ass in the mug shot on the right…definitely racked up alot of miles, inches at a time

  • Ivan the Kafir

    Why do I get the feeling that I’d never want to meet either of them (particularly Schlomo) on the street? That guy looks so much older w/o his makeup. He also looks like he’s been out of work for the past half year. The heavy duty 5 O’clock shadow sure doesn’t help.

  • mike3481

    @ the added video…

    “oddball news”?

    Isn’t “Oddball” the perfect nickname for Keith Olbermann?

    :mrgreen:

  • Mucasplug

    He paid $1,000 bucks for sex with this shank? Damn, he needs to get out more. He needs to visit Baton Rouge sometime, those cajun girls look a hell of a lot better than her and will put it all over you for free! Geeeeze……..

  • Maynard

    On her left side picture you can see that
    her shirt is on inside out and backwards.
    Right side picture she is pullin tag down
    so that you can’t see this. He is definitely
    on something. Sham-Wow!! And How!!!

  • MonkeyGirl

    You know, its too damned bad he didn’t have a sham-wow with him at the time, he could’ve cleaned up the blood and avoided the entire debacle.

    I have to admit, after seeing her rap sheet, she deserved to get the shit beat out of her. Obviously, she has some SERIOUS mental issues.

  • MonkeyGirl

    Wearing a hospital gurney? GURNEY? What? Okay. A gurney is the cart that one rests upon while waiting 16 hours to be seen in the ER. In other words, “it aint no gown, stupid”. Good Lord. Tell me, where is your bladder?

  • ashley

    maybe she didnt love his nuts

  • MEMEMEMEME

    Yes, they’re funny, but your comedic antics on this forum are busting me uuuupppppaahhhhh. Keep it up. Please. I’m crying here.

  • Josh

    The guy looks like a dousche bag with the headset on. What the he’ll is that for anyway?