Can’t Heal Himself: Teleprompter Jesus Still Walking On Crutches

March 5th, 2009 Posted By Pat Dollard.

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Politico:

President Barack Obama doesn’t go anywhere without his TelePrompter.

The textbook-sized panes of glass holding the president’s prepared remarks follow him wherever he speaks.

Resting on top of a tall, narrow pole, they flank his podium during speeches in the White House’s stately parlors. They stood next to him on the floor of a manufacturing plant in Indiana as he pitched his economic stimulus plan. They traveled to the Department of Transportation this week and were in the Capitol Rotunda last month when he paid tribute to Abraham Lincoln in six-minute prepared remarks.

Obama’s reliance on the teleprompter is unusual — not only because he is famous for his oratory, but because no other president has used one so consistently and at so many events, large and small.

After the teleprompter malfunctioned a few times last summer and Obama delivered some less-than-soaring speeches, reports surfaced that he was training to wean himself off of the device while on vacation in Hawaii. But no such luck.

His use of the teleprompter makes work tricky for the television crews and photographers trying to capture an image of the president announcing a new Cabinet secretary or housing plan without a pane of glass blocking his face. And it is a startling sight to see such sleek, modern technology set against the mahogany doors and Bohemian crystal chandeliers in the East Room or the marble columns of the Grand Foyer.

“It’s just something presidents haven’t done,” said Martha Joynt Kumar, a presidential historian who has held court in the White House since December 1975. “It’s jarring to the eye. In a way, it stands in the middle between the audience and the president because his eye is on the teleprompter.”

Just how much of a crutch the teleprompter has become for Obama was on sharp display during his latest commerce secretary announcement. The president spoke from a teleprompter in the ornate Indian Treaty Room for a few minutes. Then Gov. Gary Locke stepped to the podium and pulled out a piece of paper for reference.

The president’s teleprompter also elicited some uncomfortable laughter after he announced Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius as his choice for Health and Human Services secretary. “Kathy,” Obama said, turning the podium over to Sebelius, who waited at the microphone for an awkward few seconds while the teleprompters were lowered to the floor and the television cameras rolled.

Obama has relied on a teleprompter through even the shortest announcements and when repeating the same lines on his economic stimulus plan that he’s been saying for months — whereas past presidents have mostly worked off of notes on the podium except during major speeches, such as the State of the Union.

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12 Responses to “Can’t Heal Himself: Teleprompter Jesus Still Walking On Crutches”

  1. Jerry

    A stuttering, broken structure total fraud. Great choice all the dumbfucks who voted this asshole into power.

  2. Kent

    I wonder if Hussein uses a teleprompter in the White House bedroom when he’s feelin’ a little frisky?? :lol:

    What a fraud and complete moron!!!! And I did not even need a teleprompter to say that. Go figure!

  3. Nemesis

    Linus and his blanket.Go figure,the libs live in a fantasy world,so now they have a cartoon charecter as our President

  4. Sully

    Er, um, thats cuz he uhhh, er, sux as a ummm, errrr thinker.
    But hey… he’s “present”.

  5. BradW (the Infidel)

    What do you expect, when he has to make sure he is saying what Soros is typing for him

  6. Hawkerdriver(Piss on the Koran)

    The truth doesn’t require any notes to remember.

  7. Larry In NC

    He was without his teleprompter when he slipped and said “my muslim faith”….and the interviewer corrected him, “your Christain faith”…

    He couldn’t take a dump with a teleprompter…what an empty-headed asshole.

  8. jasjfarrell

    So these little bits and pieces are coming out now, after the election. Where was this before the election? What else is going to come out about the savior of the world?

  9. he uses that teleprompter to channel Karl Marx from the darkside. its some weird voodoo machine he bought at a magic store.

  10. That one dude

    Great we have a narcissistic, hypocritical president who cannot speak his mind to the people of this nation…. No wonder why he always had note cards with him in his campaign rally speeches. Everyone lets thank all the DUMB FUCKS who voted this man into office, while he keeps dragging down this country further and further and further. Thank God I didn’t vote for that man.

  11. cuchieddie

    Well at least the cocksucker can read. Duh! :mad:

  12. erumuhhh

    lost my poodle, er umm, I don’t care anyway

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