What Fucking Planet Am I On: Life Vests For Polar Bears
And a team of what idiots would head out and put these things on the bears? Obama’s H.R. 1388 volunteer army?
Life vests for polar bears on melting ice
To raise awareness for the endangered species, a design company has come up with a life-vest for displaced polar bears.
As the climate crisis mounts and Arctic icebergs slip away, polar bears are suffering starvation, population declines, and drowning as they must swim further and further to find food. Seeking to raise awareness for the endangered species’ plight, ADDI Concepts has taken wildlife preservation literally by designing a life-vest for displaced polar bears struggling to stay afloat as their homes sink into the sea.
Polar bears are facing a bleak future as Arctic icebergs continue to melt and ancient shelfs of ice collapse. The species inhabits only the Arctic Ocean and its surrounding areas, and they and can hunt consistently only from sea ice.
ADDI Concepts conceived of their polar bear life jackets not as a solution for the endangered species, but as a means to increase awareness about global warming and inspire action. Their portfolio states: “A dog who lives most of its days carried around in an expensive handbag doesn’t need a camouflage hoodie and a small cap over its ears. There are a few other [creatures] who we should give at least the same attention”
The design group has also conceived of a bulletproof vest for Bengal tigers, whose numbers have decreased by 95% since 1910 due to illegal hunting.
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Meanwhile the Polar Bear population is very much alive and flourishing.
Jeeze, I can feel my IQ going down just reading this article! How can people believe this kind of crap?
hmmmmm tooooo bad the odumba/bore-gore group weren’t around a few yrs ago… they may have been able to save the tyrannosaurus rex and his buddies… can u imagine what the world would look like if all the animals that went extinct had been saved by the dummyrats????
fruitcakes all of them
I sure hope they bring those polar bears some blankets, because it gets cold up there, too!
I hope they know that they just killed the bears that they put these on. Polar bears naturally swim in the arctic and when they get out of the water they shed the water like a dog. If they can’t shed the water, like lets say some douche bag put a vest on them that traps the water they will freeze to death.
And yeah this time of year and for about the next 6 months the icebergs will be breaking off, its called SUMMER!
Not to mention they rely on camouflage. DOn’t know how well they can hide in the snow with an orange life vest on them.
Don’t try to pass warm weather off because it’s summer. There’s no such thing. It’s obviously Global Warming. And if you say differently you’re obviously a Nazi blue eyed white devil bent on destroying the world.
Are you fucking serious? Camouflage cloths, life vests, and bullet proof vests for animals? Have we seriously gone insane?
I’ve designed a unique protection device for these enviro-whackos:
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Bulletproof vests for tigers? Really…someone has truly underestimated human intelligence. If I want a tiger and the tiger is wearing a vest, I’m just going to use a tranquilizer gun to subdue the tiger, track the tiger down, and take it out with a handgun at close range. Mission accomplished. And then I’ll sell the vest to the village idiot.
Thats messed up.
The ice caps are thickening and we are entering a cold cycle and how many times have we seen pictures of the idiots protesting global warming in the snow.
Do you think they are ignoring the signs?
I say cool!! A call should go out for all environmentalists to go out and put life vests on all polar bears, after the next spring thaw their will most likely be a need for more environmentalists and next season the polar bears will be fatter stronger and ready for more treats.
Just when you think people can’t get even more insane..they do !
Here’s one thats hard to beat. Boulder, Colorado aka California East, is one of the richest, best educated, most liberal towns in the nation. This was in their local newspaper a few years ago.
In case of a bioweapon attack, the nuttcases of Boulder wanted to have special GAS MASKS made for CATS ! We can’t let pussy die from a germ attack, that would be simply to cruel.
ROFLMAO just when you think you’ve heard everything ! This is a true story.
Did they use Al Gore as a fitting model for a sizing match?
Just a life vest? Why you’d think they would be toting electric blankets up there for the bears with all of the concern they have. Don’t worry abut electricity for that electric blanket. It’ll be powered by an ethanol/solar cell generator.
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