Bumped: Cops Tazer Naked ‘Wizard’ Warning: Should Not Be Viewed By Anyone

April 24th, 2009 (52) Posted By ticticboom.

Forget about Not Safe For Work, this is Not Safe For Anywhere.

Once you watch this, you can’t unwatch it.

If you’re gonna watch, make sure you have some bleach nearby.

I will not be held responsible for any gouged out eyeballs

You have been warned.


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

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  • thenick

    ouch my eyes! anyway fuckin hippies telling them to stop… stop what? hes resisting arrest… nuff said

  • Ash

    stupid fucking hippies.

  • Tom Wales , WI

    Fucking ass hat!!! grow up get a hair and get a job!!!

  • Tom Wales , WI

    Fucking ass hat!!! grow up get a hair cut and get a job!!!

  • TedB

    “The whole world is watching!”

    Yes, they watched some freak get tazed for resisting arrest. They also watched as not one single one of you fucksticks went to his aid, either. How many of you are ready to REALLY stand up for what you believe? Apparently none. If you thought what he was doing is so right then why didn’t you stop the police? Instead you made a ring that was well out of range for any personal involvement but within earshot so you could repeat inane mantras. You are cowards, at least the freak stood up for himself, albeit for the wrong reasons. But you? You fucking cowardly bastards are bandwagon jumpers, snivelling fucking cowards. I won’t even waste the emotional capital on hating you, you pathetic group of nothings. :roll:

    • EDinTampa

      So right on Ted.

      I heard Pastor James David Manning as I was reading your note. :beer:

      He’s another that is RIGHT ON!

    • GRIZZ

      damn

    • MinneSoCold

      They only know how to use a video cam and upload it to youtube with a predictable comment, so others like them can leave their predictable comments. That’s their extent of involvement in what they believe. It has always been WORDS with these libtards, not actions – except for the radicals groups. WORDS are their action because they don’t have the will or fortitude to physically back those words up. It’s why dems pass law after failed law to solve a problem with words and no action. Words are the sole reason Obama was elected. Words are now our foreign policy against dangerous actions. The UN exists on words alone. There are times for words, usually just before actions. It’s what separates us from them.

    • Skydivejnky

      :arrow: TedB right on. :beer: :beer: :beer:

    • opihisan

      :beer: :beer: :beer: Well said. Also a :beer: for the cops. I would have done the same cause i sure as hell ain’t touching a naked dude!

  • http://www.okiepatriot.blogspot.com Greywolfe

    I love it!!!AHAHAHAH! Another dope smoking, maggot infested hippy being shown that naked power is nothing compared to 50000 volts from “Da Man”. AHAHAHAHAAH!

  • Tim Roesch

    This is how a misinformed, largely ignorant populace, used to responding emotionally (as children – read Death of the Grown up) might rush into the arms of a despot’s army (Obama’s ACORN look-alikes) and willingly give up their freedoms.

    That would be the link between this video and the story about MA National Guard slowly entering the territory of ‘police’.

    Where was their back up, BTW?

  • deathstar

    What a fucking crap job, thanks cops for dealing with this bullshit in a calm way. How do they stop themselves from beating his ass down?

  • CplSuicide

    This generation is truly fucked I think Pats intro song sums it all up. I piss on my generation all they are are a bunch of MTV babies. This aint the real world

  • Randy

    I’m glad the naked guy wasn’t black.

  • TerryTate

    Yeah, the whole world is watching.

    A guy breaking the law, resisting arrest and generally acting like an idiot.

    Um, you know, if your proud of your body, I’d at least expect you to actually have something to show, but why is it that everyone who does this kind of stuff is always oddly misshaped in some way, if you get my drift. When I was in college 15 years ago, there was a group of chicks, lesbians wouldn’t you know, that decided they were gonna protest the policy against woman going topless in public. Well, let me tell you I’m not against naked women, but to tell you the truth I wish these chicks had left their shirts on. Up to that point I hadn’t known how badly deformed a pair of breasts could be, or seen that much scar tissue. Looked like they had been in combat.

    I don’t know bout the video, but I guess the guy in the vid above must have burned his penis off when he passed out and left the bong going in his crotch.

    Oh so needy for attention they are.

    • Bouke60

      Some thing to think about, this man has no dick, and Hussein is a dick. Coincidence? I think not! That explains the lack of birth certificate, and school records.

    • MinneSoCold

      He had a bad case of TURTLE DICK. I can safely assume he was stoned off his ass and (not by experience) I heard turtle dick is a side-effect.

  • falconfixer

    Pat, you were right, I cannot unsee this.

    • YERMOM

      it will make you stronger.

    • Bouke60

      At least more confident in your own manhood. If my wife ever complains, I’ll show her the mangina.

    • Scoot

      And I thought I was hung like a chipmunk. LOL!

  • Wilson

    there’s no way those cops are getting paid enough….

  • http://bejohngalt.com/ IP727

    The dipshit was really proud of that humoungus schwanz of his . :mrgreen: :lol:

    A swift whack in his nuts with that baton, would have done the job.

    He might have done us a favor. Show that clip to your girlfriend to remind her of how lucky she is.

  • Edd Bernard

    Has this dumb bastard looked in mirror lately. I was going to have breakfast, but now I can’t. Damn!

  • Steve Rogers

    If only they’d tazed the asshat in the Fidel Castro tee shirt too.

  • ToeTagger

    It wouldn’t have taken but a couple of blurred pixels to hide her clit from view.

  • westcoastgirl

    Wow. That is the smallest piece of dangly bits I’ve seen since my boys were two.

  • pub

    Why would you want to display publicly that you have no penis? :oops:

  • vivi libero o muori

    awww… cmon, you know he tells the ladies
    “dont worry hon, it’s not a show-er, but it’s a grow-er”

  • Chocolate City Dave

    When I first looked at the video of this guy I was ready to type out my “little” comment but decided to wait and see what a few of you guys were going to post. I figured it wouldn’t take long for somebody else to say just what I was thinking.

  • Blade Runner

    It ain’t very big around, but it’s short.

  • Sixchuter

    He should see a doctor about that mole.

    • Mrs. Scoot

      OMG, that had me laughing my ass off.

  • Chuck

    That’s it! I’m going off planet. :lol:

    • SgtJenz

      Right with you Chuck.

      Beam me up….

  • DoubleTap

    I’d need an awful lot of alcohol to make that look good. Small caliber – not even a Saturday Night Special. With a gun that small he would have a hard time shooting rubber bands let alone anything useful.

  • Mrs. Scoot

    Ok, time for another woman’s point of view. Damn! Was he part chinese or what? Jesus, talk about a nub. Not even a friggin sprout there.

    I bet Bwarney really enjoyed this video. :mrgreen:

  • Jonny Mordant

    OK, I’m gonna try listening while I read the reactions (I’m eating, otherwise I’d just jump in with both feet… There was a WARNING and I’ve always seen Warnings as a Green light go… DARE’S are a different story, on a dare you can see whats coming)
    ________________________________________________________

    If I was that Cop at the beginning and the naked dude put his hand on my shoulder like that, I’d have been yelling “Don’t Touch Me Bro, Don’t Touch Me Bro!”… Then I’d have Maced him in the face, Tazzed him in the ass and whispered in his ear “What do you think of me now, bitch?”…

  • mike3481

    @ the :45 second mark the girl comes up and shakes his hand, as she’s walking away she looks at his penis and she smiles and starts laughing.

    Is that what makes some one a Leftist… a tiny penis and or penis envy?

    No wonder I’m a Conservative! :mrgreen: :lol:

    :gun: :beer:

  • Jarhead68

    I can only say one thing: That guy made me feel prodigious.

  • BTJoe112

    Another BO voter…

  • XD45c

    Mr Wizard needs a new wand, that one isn’t worth using. :mrgreen:

    Seriously, how stoned do you have to be to behave like that, and the sheep, wow… what can you say?

  • Storm 0311

    I wonder if we could start an urban legend about tazzing making your wanker grow.

    Guys like him would probably be sitting around tazzing each other allot huh?

  • German Dragon

    After seeing that video, I’ve never been more confident in my manhood — and that includes after being placed on a beta-blocker for high blood pressure!

    (For you guys on beta-blockers, you know what I’m talking about.)

  • tlk

    Where’s his weiner?

  • JCD

    Wow. I don’t think he has a dick. :shock:

  • JCD

    What a bunch of dirtbags.

  • Steve Rodgers

    One of the most dangerous people a cop can meet is an unarmed, naked guy.
    Seriously.
    To get naked, especially lacking as that guy is, and go around in a very public place tells you the guy is not all there or on drugs and isn’t going to think twice about doing something really stoopid. It is a very common thing for a call of a unarmed naked perp to kill a cop with his own gun.

    that is prob why they waited for three of them to get there and they showed amazing restraint.

    Extra doughnuts for these guys.
    Capnmerica

  • Whitey

    If my dick was that small, I would not be showing it off to the world.

  • opihisan

    I would agree he got what was coming to him. But, and correct me if I’m wrong, at the same time, aren’t there more dangerous people to be arresting?

  • Tara2728

    WTF….My eyes are so bleeding right now!!! Take it from a womans point of view…that man had absolutely NO dick whatsoever…LOL!!! I had to squint to see if it was even there!! :lol: