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“Martyrs or Marines — Who Do you Think Will Get The Virgins?”

” U.S. Marines — Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“The Marine Corps — When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Just Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? … Recoil”

“Marines — Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775″

“My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor Student at a Click and a Half”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden — It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills — Marine Artillery”

“My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college”

“Travel To Exotic Places, Meet New People, Then Kill Them”

“Machine Gunners — Accuracy by Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy — Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“Guns Don’t Kill People — I Kill People”

“If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Marine”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that problem.” —Ronald Reagan

“Sorry Zebeebah, I have found the goat of my dreams while doing Jihad in Iraq.

I divorce you!”

Man, tough break Zebeebah….

LOFuckingL