Killed: Man Shot 34 Times In Head With Nail Gun
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lOOKS LIKE A SUICIDE TO ME, HE TRIED TO STEAL MORE NAILS THAN HE COULD SWIM WITH.
Great, now their gonna want a background check at the hardware store…
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Oh shit!
I own that Paslode nail gun.
When will the Obamastapo be at my door to demand that I register it????
… all the nail guns in Mexico came across the border from the U.S.
Even the ones firing 40mm Explosive Rounds.
OUch A nailgun would suck, you would prob feel the first 10 shots.I’d much rather be shot with a 270 if I had to be shot.
A mysterious murder?
What the fuck is so mysterious about 34 nails shot into the victim’s head?
Mexican cops could’ve solved this by now.
The Australian CIA was told to waterboard him, I guess they got the wrong memo.
Well, they did take away our right to own semi automatic firearms. We are a creative bunch down under.
Save your life, bin a nail gun.
man they really “nailed” him
All nail guns, hammers and blunt objects were made subject to Federal Government Registration. Full-auto nail guns and power staplers were banned outright. Further discussions and legislation will focus upon ’serial numbers’ printed on all nails in the future, and records kept as to who purchased them and when. Immediately following this press report, the Los Angeles City Council banned the sales of all nails within the city limits, unless the purchaser was undocumented.
In related news, the price of Acme and Wilmers Glue Stocks shot higher on the news.
Today on Capitol Hill, in open session, Barney Frank was outwardly distressed, verbally abusive and furious at the thought of ‘Lee Press On Nails’ being defaced with government serial numbers. An astonished AP reporter patiently explained to him that ‘roofing nails’ and not ‘fake finger nails’ were being legislated. He let out an audible sigh of relief, and then farted.
Chinese guy + Violent Murder + Australia = Chinese Mafia.
Never bring a roll of carpeting to a nailgun fight!
Don’t know about the gas operated guns, but a 4000 count box of 3″ pneumatics cost about a penny a nail.
Probably gave the victim a pounding headache for awile
I have it on good authority that it was NOT a nail gun. It was instead a 12oz. hammer. Ow.
holy shit!
Put’s new meaning in the phrase “..got nailed”..
you’re screwed when you get nailed…