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Video Update Moron Jumps Into Bear Den; Handlers Stop Natural Selection From Doing It’s Job



Apr 11, 2009 21 Comments ›› Chuck Biscuits

Dramatic Pic Of Woman Attacked By Polar Bear
Skynews

This is the moment a woman was mauled by a polar bear after she jumped into its enclosure at Berlin Zoo.

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Polar bear attacks the woman after she swims towards it

The intruder was attacked just yards away from Knut, the abandoned bear who became famous around the world.
Zookeepers managed to push the bear away and carry the woman from the cage.
The mauling took place inside an enclosure occupied by four polar bears not far from Knut’s home.
Heiner Kloes, a Berlin Zoo spokesman, said the enclosure is surrounded by a fence, a line of prickly hedges and a wall.

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Knut with a handler

The woman was taken to a hospital for treatment.
Police did not say why she jumped in with the bears.
“The woman has proved herself to be careless by jumping into the enclosure,” a police spokesperson said.
“Logic tells us that polar bears will do this type of thing in this situation.”
Last December, a man who later described himself as “lonely” jumped into the cage of the zoo’s most famous polar bear.
But he emerged unscathed after zookeepers managed to distract Knut with beef.
The celebrity bear won the world’s sympathy after being abandoned by his mother shortly after his birth.
A spokesman for the zoo said Knut, now two years and four months old, would never harm a human.


  • RTLM

    Near Darwin Award winner.
    :roll:

  • GregGS

    Dumb bear is going after the wrong side he should of gone for those massive flapping hooters.

  • Bob

    She was taking the Bear a message that she and others like Al Gore were going to stop global warming. The bear will have to go to re-education camp

    • HobbieHawk

      NAhhhh…
      Too fatty. He’s going for the ribs. You just can’t can’t get good barbeque in Berlin. :razz:

    • amy

      MANBEARPIG!!!!

  • Birdddog

    The pic looks fake. :roll:

  • Mrs. Scoot

    Wait! I just noticed something in that picture. That polar bear did not have a life jacket on. I better call Al Gore. :roll:

    • TerryTate

      LOL.

      :lol:

      Thanks.

      I needed a laugh.

  • mindy abraham

    DUH?! what a fool

  • tlk

    I feel sorry for the bear.

  • Buzz Bannister

    What would you do for a Klondike bar.

  • Fred

    The woman should be committed to an insane asylum. Unfortunately, because of that damn movie that Jack Nicholson did, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” it is damn near impossible to get people placed into the Funny Farm.

    The poor bear was cheated out of dinner. Animal cruelty!

  • TedB

    I wonder if the bear will catch shit from the other bears for letting such a big one get away….

  • Chuck

    That’s the best picture of the year so far.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof

    What a massive, scary beast!
    Oh, and the polar bear is impressive, too! :wink:

  • prestonbrooks

    :cool: True story: I read a while back where some animal activists in Germany called the cops because evil loggers had cut down trees in a protected forest. Turns out the “loggers” were beavers building a dam. These wackos have never been in the woods at all, as far as i can tell. They are really, really stupid. The monies donated by sportsmen towards true conservation DWARF the money of these stupid hippies. Besides, the animals smell better. :lol:

  • Shelly

    I have an unnatural bear phobia, I live in Nebraska where I think I’ve heard of one bear sighting in the past 30 years. I won’t go hiking or in to the woods, its a pretty stupid fear considering my location. So…..I am in f*cking shock after seeing this. There are a lot of people who do a lot of stupid sh*t, but this woman must be out of her mind. She should’nt be allowed to go back out into public again…ever

  • TedB

    PETA

    People
    Eating
    Tasty
    Animals

  • http://earthlink nomee1

    i thought she was sacrficeing herself, for the lib party, and after all it was a endangerd speices :lol: :lol:

  • unkaglen

    Poor bear probably smelled rotting tuna….. :wink:

  • http://myspace.com/diehardflyer Kainan

    Well, i guess its time to ban zoo’s.
    :cool: