Obama Wants To Control The Weather; SPECTRE Denies Involvement

April 8th, 2009 (7) Posted By ticticboom.

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Obama looks at climate engineering
By SETH BORENSTEIN
The president’s new science adviser said Wednesday that global warming is so dire, the Obama administration is discussing radical technologies to cool Earth’s air.

John Holdren told The Associated Press in his first interview since being confirmed last month that the idea of geoengineering the climate is being discussed. One such extreme option includes shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sun’s rays. Holdren said such an experimental measure would only be used as a last resort.

“It’s got to be looked at,” he said. “We don’t have the luxury of taking any approach off the table.”

Holdren outlined several “tipping points” involving global warming that could be fast approaching. Once such milestones are reached, such as complete loss of summer sea ice in the Arctic, it increases chances of “really intolerable consequences,” he said.

Twice in a half-hour interview, Holdren compared global warming to being “in a car with bad brakes driving toward a cliff in the fog.”

At first, Holdren characterized the potential need to technologically tinker with the climate as just his personal view. However, he went on to say he has raised it in administration discussions.

Holdren, a 65-year-old physicist, is far from alone in taking geoengineering more seriously. The National Academy of Science is making climate tinkering the subject of its first workshop in its new multidiscipline climate challenges program. The British parliament has also discussed the idea.

The American Meteorological Society is crafting a policy statement on geoengineering that says “it is prudent to consider geoengineering’s potential, to understand its limits and to avoid rash deployment.”

Last week, Princeton scientist Robert Socolow told the National Academy that geoengineering should be an available option in case climate worsens dramatically.

But Holdren noted that shooting particles into the air—making an artificial volcano as one Nobel laureate has suggested—could have grave side effects and would not completely solve all the problems from soaring greenhouse gas emissions. So such actions could not be taken lightly, he said.

Still, “we might get desperate enough to want to use it,” he added.

Another geoengineering option he mentioned was the use of so-called artificial trees to suck carbon dioxide—the chief human-caused greenhouse gas—out of the air and store it. At first that seemed prohibitively expensive, but a re-examination of the approach shows it might be less costly, he said.

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  • Cashwell

    Cool, so a volcanic winter is just going to solve all our problems. Fucking brilliant.

  • Steve in NC

    We could also take the rockets from our soon to be surrendered nuclear missiles and use them to push the earth out to a larger orbit so it is farther away from the sun.

    Also we can get Superman to spin us backward to a time before humans began scaring the earth with machinery.

    Sadly I bet I could sell that empty suit obama either of the ideas if takes that fool holdren seriously.

    > TTB.. the Spectre drop was brilliant! :beer:

  • Mrs. Scoot

    Scoot just gave me an idea on how to solve this whole thing. Let’s just Nuke the sun! The damn thing is annoying anyway, I have get my sunglasses out of my handbag, wear sunblock all the time, etc. That thing is annoying. Sun is way overrated.

    Besides nuking the sun will solve the argument of a nuclear treaty. Besides doesn’t North Korea already have the technology to reach the sun with their rockets? :roll:

  • MinneSoCold

    I predicted it before, Algore will invent SOLAR FLARE CREDITS people can by to help fight climate change on the sun.

  • ruko

    Some may recall the 1970s when brilliant climate scientists factually stated the earth was in a cooling spiral and something had to be done before it was too late for mankind. The remedy for this obvious and soon to happen catastrophic dilemma was too spray carbon black or soot on the north and south poles. Does this sound somewhat familiar? The soot would absorb the sun’s energy there by warming and stabilizing the earth’s temperature.

  • DesignR

    Let’s start a campaign to knock the tops of dozens of active volcano’s. End of problem.

  • ruko

    Good idea on the volcanoes. We could use the nukes we have that are about to be surrendered.