Controversial Obama Chia Pet Grows “Afro”: “Just Add Water And Watch It Grow Faster Than The National Deficit” – With Videos

April 3rd, 2009 (14) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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“It’s unbelievable the interest we’ve had on the product”

Chicago Tribune:

San Francisco-based Joseph Enterprises, the company behind the Chia Pet and The Clapper, is rolling out its own brand of patriotism with a clay statuette of the commander in chief. Just add water and Obama’s hair grows faster than the national deficit.

“It’s unbelievable the interest we’ve had on the product,” says Joe Pedott, president of Joseph Enterprises and the company’s namesake, speaking by telephone Monday from the International Home & Housewares Show at McCormick Place.

Although the official launch of the product is April 2 for stores such as Walgreens, the Chia Obama has been rolling out slowly on the Internet and in Chicago and Tampa, its first two test markets.

Last year, someone—Pedott can’t remember who—suggested that he sell a Chia Obama.

“I sloughed it off immediately,” says Pedott, a Wicker Park native who founded the company in 1952.

But Pedott’s subconscious got the better of him.

“Then, I was dreaming. I get my best ideas dreaming,” he says. “I dreamed that I put out a very serious, pro-American, supportive Chia. … The president is a sacred person. I asked, ‘Can I take that fun feeling and turn it into something serious?’ So I did it.”

That’s not to say his staff was completely supportive. But Pedott made an executive decision and ordered 160,000 of the busts. They come in two varieties: a “determined” pose and a smaller number of “happy” statuettes.

This will be the first president with his own garden-headed Chia, Pedott says—which is not without risk.

“I’ve never sold a Chia Pet outside Christmas,” he says.

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  • DC

    I want one!!!!!

    I’m really surprised tho that his acolytes and libtard dick-squeezers, aren’t screaming “racist”(it’s Bush’s fault :lol: )………..

  • http://snooperreport.com Mark L Harvey (aka Snooper)

    Does it grow on cyanide?

  • Sandy

    LMFAO! :lol:

    unfuckingbelievable . . .

    WTF :?:

    this is going beyond a sickness now.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=89280654 DEVILDOG81MM

    o man, the ears aren’t big enough

  • Kermit

    Maybe we should get one for the living room plate glass window. It will drive the mail lady wild.

  • IP727

    It grows twice as fast on watermelon juice. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    • Kurt(the infidel)

      grape soda

  • http://www.thebandofmothers.com Beverly Perlson

    Most of the people that buy this won’t water it as they are too busy watching Comedy Central, there will be a bunch of dead chias!

  • Cridhe Saorsa

    I’ll take a dozen…for the range:)

  • Sully

    “.. The president is a sacred person…”

    And since that “president” is Barry Dunham/Soetero/Obama, a chia pet bust is a fitting tribute.

  • Tom in CO

    Does it come with a bailout?

  • http://www.victorhanson.com/ victor hanson

    oh this is great!!
    obama is a total fraud who has been bought by hedge funds and international corporate donors to appoint their shills to do their bidding..at our expense… he is as bad as Bush was; only he knows how to ‘market’ his lies whereas Bush was not only corrupt, but a marketing failure..

    Anything that makes fun of this corrupt liar who is leaving working people to falter while continuing and expanding
    the bush-banker-bailout, and
    hedge-fund-helping-hand,
    deserves the ridicule.

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