Two Men Arrested For DUI On Horse

April 30th, 2009 (8) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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  • DesignR

    The AP reporters favorite line was probably “they had been watching NASCAR…”. The elite numb-nuts in New York think that’s the funniest part.

    Of course, the New Yorkers get drunk and take a Taxi home after watching ‘Cats’ on Broadway instead. They are much more sophisticated drunks than those on horseback.

    Not funny at all. :mrgreen:

  • TerryTate

    I wonder how long it will take the judge to throw that one out?

    :roll:

    I guess the cop was bored.

  • FLINT89

    What the hell. Seriously how the hell is it legal for someone to be charged with DUI when they’re riding/driving something that doesn’t require a license?! If anything it should have been public intoxication at the most.

    I mean if you can get a DUI from riding a horse drunk then you can get a DUI for driving your riding mower drunk…or riding a bicycle drunk, or fucking walking drunk.

  • anonymous hourly worker

    Too bad one of their friends didn’t take their keys away.

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  • sudndeth

    How do you get a DUI on a horse. Doesn’t the horse have a mind of its own? Was the horse drunk too?

  • Kermit

    Actually, I know someone who was arrested for this and endangerment of an animal in Louisiana. He had some problems, still loved to dance, and though he did not have a car would ride his horse into town to get drunk (he already was) and go dancing.

    The state police had to bring a horse trailer when he was arrested. Robert was decidedly a country Cajun which there are really very few of outside of Southwest Louisiana and definitely rare in New Orleans.

  • GregGS

    What’s the world coming to if you can’t horse around while drinking :beer: