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Big Hollywood Exclusive: Mancow Responds To Critical Bloggers On Waterboarding – “All Wet”



May 29, 2009 28 Comments ›› Pat Dollard

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Big Hollywood:

I am not a magician. Many news cameras were there!

Obviously, it was on the radio and I wasn’t in prison. I’m also not a radicalized Muslim terrorist. But it was not a hoax! I repeat: NOT A HOAX.

We kept telling management, the insurance companies, and the local Chicago cops we weren’t really going to do it until we did. Otherwise, they weren’t gonna let us do it! We got a U.S. Marine that told us he had studied how to do it and he volunteered to waterboard me in return for a mention of his charity.

I was on a decline and I was waterboarded. Was I in chains? No. Does that make it less real? I am failing to get the point attempted by my detractors. We never claimed it was an exact recreation.

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  • http://www.jihadwatch.org LCpl. Alexander

    felt like drowning, and actually drowning, are two different experiences.

  • German Dragon

    In Vietnam, they used peppered water and soapy water. Mancow got off easy.

  • http://ip727.wordpress.com/ IP727

    what a wuss.

  • westcoastgirl

    Boy needs to grow a pair.

  • Specter

    :beer:

  • Johnny Doe

    “Man-Cow”. How fitting.

  • amy

    Mancow was on a Cincinnati channel for awhile a few years back. I gave him a try, because he was funny on Fox and Friends. Wow, it was listening to a hyper-active 6 year old. He’s not good in large doses.

  • SgtJenz

    LMAO. Man-Cow. Is that like Man-gina?

    Prior to my deployment to that little shit hole in SEA we were required to go through S.E.R.E training. I was in with about a dozen others planning an escape from the simulated POW camp. All of us were caught when a junior officer(Ensign) cracked during interrogation.
    Yup. They used water boarding to make him talk. All of us went through several episodes of intense interrogation including being slapped around, the “wall sit”, “the box”, water boarding, and a few other goodies like the camp guards holding a .45 to your head while somebody behind you cranked off a shot from another weapon, all timed to make you believe you were being shot. Being hungry and deprived of sleep just added to the intensity.
    It was great fun for the SEAL’s who ran the simulation.

    Water boarding was tough but as long as you didn’t panic, controlled your fear and your breathing it was doable. It was all doable which pissed off the SEAL’s. They considered me a combative prisoner. Not a good thing.

  • Tim Roesch

    Okay, okay, so Jesse Ventura or Rambo he ain’t BUT the point is to show people that waterboarding isn’t clamping a generator to your testicles and dialing your future. It isn’t bamboo slivers under your fingernails or any one of the many interesting techniques for acquiring a confession mentioned dispassionately in the (Malleus Maleficarum) Witch’s Hammer (an interesting read for those interested in the Inquisition).

    The point is to get ‘regular’ people to ‘think’ about stuff and not be ‘waterboarded’ into believing every damn thing one hears on the evening news.

    I think that was done. Okay, your average S.E.R.E. type or SEAL might snigger and go ahead, you’ve earned it. But the average 9-5′r doesn’t know jack and worse, doesn’t know they don’t know jack.

  • Johnny Doe

    Appreciate the firsthand information.

    That type of training would probably be extremely helpful if captured, but I’m sure it wouldn’t come close to what those sadistic bastards Over There dreamed up. Waterboarding’s obviously no picnic, but it seems like it would be a huge relief if that’s the worst that would happen at the hands of the enemy. Same goes today.

    This routine is getting real stale.

  • Knighthawk

    What a Jerk

  • Minuteman1

    If the government would ever release photos of what was done to any of our captured soldiers over there, then “Pussycow” can talk about torture.

    Fucking faggot.

  • Specter

    http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/107459-0/

    This sobering read kind of ties into pussies like the man heffer.

  • Buzz Bannister

    He lasted 5 seconds, I was married to my first wife (Hurricane Patty) for SEVEN FREAKING YEARS!!! I’ll tell you about torture :)

  • Ernest T. Bass

    yeah…I saw ManSow…er Cow

  • http://bartonbulletin.wordpress.com Rick

    Made the mistake of trying to empty my piss can at Warner Springs, the guard was not too happy when I doused his boots. After playing lawn darts with me it was my turn on the waterboard.

    I’m still waiting for all these stop the torture clowns to tell me how we train for beheading and the assorted other humane practices the Jihadis use. Instead we now tell the enemy what we can and can’t do.

    “War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”

    –John Stuart Mill

  • SgtJenz

    Although I don’t consider water boarding torture, I suppose it would be considered that by some. The SEAL’s were very good at it and very serious.
    What the NVA and VC did to prisoners was far, far worse.

    We were fortunate to have a Navy Lt. give us basic instruction in the technique of water boarding and how to beat it.

  • SgtJenz

    I’d rather be water boarded… :mrgreen:
    7 years is a long time.

  • Bryan J

    What did he expect? Was it supposed to be fun?
    The last root canal I had was painful and inflicted purposely by another person. Does that mean my dentist is guilty of torture?

  • Bryan J

    Tim, I agree with you too many people just don’t understand how or why it works. There has to be some part of it that is seriously undesirable or what effect would it have. It doesn’t cause great physical pain or physical trauma. It tricks the mind into thinking the person is in greater danger than they actually are.

    I have not been through it, but I would guess those that have would not do it a recreational activity. The beauty of it as an interogation device is that after it is done the subject can get up on their own and walk way under their own power. Even Mancow stood there and had a rational conversation afterwards.

    Contrast that with the Viet Nam POWs that were dragged back to their cells, they were left unable to move around for weeks, many sustaining permanent disabilty.

    I would guess those Jihadis that had it done walked in convinced they would beat it & walked out ashamed they gave up the goods without bruises or broken bones to show their comrades they held out.

    But if some guy off the street wants to give it a try he should not expect to have good time.

  • Sgsaur

    I hear you, brother. I went through SERE in ’84, got married in ’89 and got divorced in ’02. Would never have made it 12 years & 9 months (to the day) of Holy Matrimony without the training I received. Well that and the fact that no matter what my ex did, at least she wasn’t a certain Senior Chief that seemed to relish his role as interrogator a bit too much…

    :twisted:

  • TC

    Buzz Bannister,Sgsaur, You guys are pikers. I had to endure 23 years, 4 months, and 13 days…Drip Drip Drip Drip !

  • lastconservativeblackmanonearth

    … man-cow … fem-bot … bull-shit … wtf, people will do anything to get attention.

    A few years back, William Shatner told Erich Muller that he didn’t like the name “man-cow”. I think his fate was sealed at that time.

    I mean, c’mon … who da f*&k in his right mind would pick a name like that?

    But I digress. Ask Nick Berg about torture, Man-Bitch.

  • TerryTate

    I believe the Chinese have a name for that torture.

    Isn’t it Death of a thousand cuts?

  • http://earthlink nomee 1

    if it works no problem , lets continue with water boarding , i for one am in favor of this tec if it works.

  • German Dragon

    As a student of religious demonology I have a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum in my library, along with Robbins’ Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology. Robbins describes the techniques of medieval torture applied to the accused, and the letters they wrote to their families after being tortured and before they were executed. Many times the letters had to be written by others as the accused’s hands had all the bones pulverized, not just broken.

    Mancow got off very, VERY easily.

  • German Dragon

    You guys must know my sister… The one who murdered our dad for the inheritance money?

  • DesignR

    LOL :beer: