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NEWS FLASH: Not Bathing And Smoking Pot With Shiva Will Increase Chances Of Male Heir



May 11, 2009 9 Comments ›› Erik Wong

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An Indian man who fathered seven daughters has not washed for 35 years in an apparent attempt to ensure his next child is a boy, newspapers reported.

Kailash “Kalau” Singh replaces bathing and brushing his teeth with a “fire bath” every evening when he stands on one leg beside a bonfire, smokes marijuana and says prayers to Lord Shiva, according to the Hindustan Times.

“It’s just like using water to take a bath,” Kalau was reported as saying. “A fire bath helps kill germs and infection in the body.”

Kalau, 63, from a village outside the holy city of Varanasi, outraged his family by refusing to take a ritual dip in the river Ganges even after his brother died five years ago.

“I still don’t remember how it all began,” he said in Saturday’s edition of the paper. “I just know it started about 35 years ago.”

Kalau’s hygiene regime has taken its toll on his professional life.

The grocery store that he used to own closed when customers stopped shopping there due to his “unhealthy personality” and he now tills fields near Varanasi airport.

Kalau, who wears two pullovers all through the Indian summer, said his pledge not to wash was a commitment to the “national interest.”

“I’ll end this vow only when all problems confronting the nation end,” he said.

But his neighbours in the village of Chatav said there was another reason for Kalau’s washing boycott.

“A seer once told Kalau that if he does not take a bath, he would be blessed with a male child,” a man called Madhusudan told the paper.

Most Indians prefer sons, who are typically regarded as breadwinners, while girls are seen as a burden because of the matrimonial dowry demanded by a groom’s family and the fact that their earnings go to their husband’s family. (AFP)


  • That one dude

    Thats pretty strange but whatever. The man is doing what he believes is right, I admire that. good qualities and he smokes pot. LOOK, the damn INDIAN gov obviously condones the use of marijuana. Like Bob Marley said, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”

    That is so true for me. And I know a lots of people who share that belief.

    That shit is such speculation by those people. They probably think he is strange that’s why they said it. and plus pot lowers your sperm count, so I highly doubt that and not bathing will give you a better chance at conceiving a son. Boys are harder to conceive than females thats why there are more women.

    He is obviously not bathing because he is preserving the memory of his brother. Comon can’t people just take a mans word for his word anymore?

    • That one dude

      OH my bad it’s not because of his brother he started doing it 35 years ago and his bro died 5, ha. But still maybe it does do what he says. Who is to say it doesn’t? If that is what he believes.

    • DC

      yea….and I “believe” a flaming monkey will fly out of my butt too! :roll:

    • That one dude

      lol

  • WestCoastGirl

    Ummm…yeah….and what woman would want to touch him with 35 years of accumulated crust on his body?

  • ken

    I will try not to be too racist, however, I think a lot of taxi drivers subscribe to this guys belief.

  • MinneSoCold

    He’d fit right in with the SF crowd.

  • SgtJenz

    No bathing and smoking ganja. Yup that sounds like most of Berzerkely and all the friggin’ hippies I’ve ever bumped heads with. You could smell them way before ya saw the bastards.
    Ah yes….that odor like rotten cheese and dirty socks…weed and body odor…it’s enough to knock a buzzard off the shit wagon and make dangerous carnivores run for their lives.

  • That one dude

    As long as pat keeps putting pot related articles up I will continually support the use of pot.