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Secretary Accidentally Bites Off Boss’ Penis



May 6, 2009 24 Comments ›› Erik Wong

The boss is now known as “Shorty”

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The Star/Asia News Network

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

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The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

‘On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,’ he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.


  • Mrs. Scoot-the better half

    I’m a woman, and even that made me want to barf! :shock:

  • ToeTagger

    Sin Chew? :lol:

    • DesignR

      There’s no way of topping that. :beer:

    • MinneSoCold

      WOMAN: “We no go to lunch?”
      BOSS: *zip* “You hungry for Chinese noodle?”
      WOMAN: “OOH! Me so horny, me love you long time!”
      BOSS: “Order up, cream of sum yong guy!”
      WOMAN: “Mmmmffff…mmmffff….mmmfffff” *crash*
      BOSS: “EEEIIIIYYYYAAAAA!”
      WOMAN: “Taste like chicken fry rice. Me go now to eat.”

  • http://bejohngalt.com/ IP727

    Getting a hummer, in a hummer???

  • MinneSoCold

    *note to self: hire new toothless secretary :eek:

  • Minuteman1

    I didn’t know the chinese liked oral sex…

  • raton

    a doggy bite :lol:

  • CBL

    I am not the smartest guy in the world but, how did she “accidentally” bite his johnson off?

    I would have thought she would have stopped after she was chewing on his junk. Or he would have grabbed her by the ears. :???:

    • CBL

      nevermind I read the whole thing…

  • Burlington

    Maybe a BJ ain’t that good after all.

  • Birdddog

    Good thing she didn’t swallow. :shock:

    • raton

      :mrgreen:

  • http://bejohngalt.com/ IP727

    I am not the smartest guy in the world but, how did she “accidentally” bite his johnson off?“CBL

    The article said they were rear ended by another vehicle while nearing the short strokes. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • David Ross

    I don’t know about anybody else but that pic makes me cringe.

    • raton

      it’s an “enlarge your penis” operation

    • MinneSoCold

      Lets just say that’s no Chinese man in that photo :mrgreen:

    • raton

      it’s surely true ! :lol:

  • mike3481

    Didn’t that same type of thing happen in the film, “The World According to Garp”?

    • MinneSoCold

      You’re right!

  • http://www.newsandprayer.com Wanda Fay

    OMG lol ouch! and besides that all your posts are really cracking me up! Wong too long for lunch anybody! LOL

  • WestCoastGirl

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Yeah, the pic is a bit disturbing, but it’s a stallion after all.

  • Saxon

    It`s offical, no more getting head in the car. That story freaked me out, now I consider myself lucky to be intact.