Vultures Pick Over Ted Kennedy’s Not-Yet Corpse

May 6th, 2009 (22) Posted By Erik Wong.

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An Intra-Kennedy Fight Over Who Gets Teddy’s Senate Seat?

Posted by Brian Faughnan (Profile)

Tuesday, May 5th at 3:11PM EDT

Someday, the good Lord will call Ted Kennedy home. We know neither the day, nor the hour. Undoubtedly Kennedy’s loved ones are preparing as they see fit – including fighting amongst themselves over who will get his most cherished possession:

Ted Kennedy’s wife, Vicki, and his nephew, former congressman Joe Kennedy, are getting set for a bruising battle over who will succeed the ailing senator, according to a new book excerpted in the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine.

“Vicki is seen by all as an interloper and she is deeply resented by Ted’s children and many of the newphews,” Edward Klein writes in his new book, “Ted Kennedy: The Dream That Never Died,” due in stores next month.

“Joe, who sees himself as the only serious heir apparent, particularly loathes her control over his uncle and hence the family. Joe inherited his father’s ruthless gene. He is nothing if not aggressive. And anybody who tries to get between him and Ted’s Senate chair is in for a fight.”

Teddy has had a long and memorable career in public service. I’m sure that each of us can recall many moments where Kennedy grabbed the spotlight of national attention – and not just moments like Chappaquiddick, and the savaging of Judge Bork. As we consider the fullness of his career, we can only hope that his family behaves with precisely the same level of class that he has shown throughout his life – and not a smidgen more.

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  • YERMOM

    The only Good Kennedy is a Dead Kennedy.

    The fact that this is a story is a real testament to just pushing Massachusetts out of the country.

  • SgtJenz

    This ought to be good. I see pistols at 30 paces for this one.

    DemoRats are like a pack of hyena’s fighting over a bone. They’ll even eat the vultures.

    • GRIZZ

      DAAAAAAMMNN :lol: :beer:

  • Steady

    The fact that Teddy is still breathing just shows that even the devil doesn’t want this POS.

    • Ivan the Kafir

      :lol: :beer:

  • EDinTampa

    Love the appropriate vulture picture.

  • unkaglen

    A vulture wouldn’t touch that vile corpse,but another Dem will be all over that bad boy like a goose on a gob of snot……. :lol:

    • GRIZZ

      Like a hobo on a ham sandwich

  • Ivan the Kafir

    Ya know, I’m thinking that ceding all US territory from NY State north to Canada would be a good idea. Those Canadians would know what to do with NE libs – they DO have so much in common. :lol:

    The Kennedy Dynasty has been around for WAY too fucking long. It’s becoming a joke. Like you could always bet on a Kennedy being one of MA’s senators…forever. Back during the beginning of our nation, people used to bitch and whine because almost all of the presidents during the early Republican period were Virginian: Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe – it was called the Virginia Dynasty. And they thought of it as a threat to democracy….just sayin’.

  • AFITgrad86

    I suppose a fair election is out of the question. Royal family and all …

  • BT

    One thing wrong w/ this article, first sentence, it’s not the good Lord that will be calling this low life home. :evil:

    • Ivan the Kafir

      :beer: :beer: :beer:

    • amy

      You beat me to it! I read that first sentence, and it’s a good thing my mouth wasn’t full. My keyboard would have been ruined.

      My mother has a saying (among many) that is fitting for this man. Hell won’t be hot enough for this bastard. He’s sure is taking his time, maybe his brain is so pickled the cancer is having a tough time. (God won’t forgive me for this one) :evil:

  • anonymous hourly worker

    All I can say about this story is: how appropriate.

  • Sully

    As a kid I had a poster of 2 vultures with one sayin’ to the other “Patience my ass. I’m gonna kill sumthin.”

    Just sayin…

  • DC

    I can’t wait til the old bastard kicks off, Then I’m gonna dance at his funeral, piss on his grave and kick over his headstone!
    This POS has lived waaaaaaaay too long and screwed this country too many times……..fuck him! :evil: :gun:

    • Ivan the Kafir

      Why stop at simply kicking over the headstone? I’d at least try and make a buck off of it by selling it on eBay under an alias. Or smashing it into gravel and selling it to a contractor as high grade material.

  • Mark Gibbons

    Will fat,drunk ted be burried near or in a mosque? This funeral will make the wellstone fiasco look sane. This piece of shit should be burried with a burka on his face and a swine sausage up his anal pore.

  • MinneSoCold
  • http://earthlink nomee1

    Please uncle teddy just go, and good ridance :!:

    • http://earthlink nomee1

      LOOOOSER :lol:

  • Prof Meir

    This post if full of ignorant statements by judgmental assholes. Who are you to say whether a man deserves to live or die or will go to heaven or hell (which is just fiction). And if you do believe in the bible than doesn’t it say something about let he without sin be first to judge? Ignorant, judgmental, uninformed, and with out free thought.