Congressman Decries EPA’s Proposed ‘Cow Fart’ Tax

June 10th, 2009 (11) Posted By Erik Wong.

Climate Realists: “To show you how ridiculous this is getting, the EPA has got the proposed regulation imposing a cow fart tax of $175 a year on every head of dairy cattle in the United States and $80 for beef cattle, $20 per head of hogs,” Rep. James Sensenbrenner, (R-Wis.) said.

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  • Vehement

    :eek: :shock: :roll:
    Good God almighty, help us!

  • Troy

    I’ve got the answer….You ever seen one of those milking machines?…..How about cow fart sucking machines that hook up to a network of pipelines that all lead to a huge underground storage facility beneath Washington DC…..That way when “we the people” have finally had ENOUGH we can just ignite that sucker and launch the federal government into outer space…..I like it.

    For beef cattle rachers and dairy cattle ranchers, well you do the math.
    Beef and dairy = FOOD = even more outrageous grocery prices…Add this to the carbon taxes, which will be passed on down the line to consumers, and the soon to be $3.50 or more per gallon of gasoline and on top of job loss and a floundering economy and you will have mass starvation.

    Above, I proposed my solution to the “cow fart” problem….Now allow me to propose a second alternative:
    Every single person that voted for Obutthole should firmly plant their lips on a cow’s anus and suck as hard as they can = cow farts removed and happier cows.

    Oh now Troy you’re just being ridiculous!!! Really???
    Yeah, just about as ridiculous as cow farts causing global warming.

    New name for global warming activists (con artists): Cow Ass Suckers

    • proud2beaninfidel

      Is this new spin for “sucking up”? You should be in public relations! :beer: :beer: :beer:

  • Troy

    ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

    A recent study and consensus among top scientists has now discovered that ocean levels are being increased by “human urination”…..Adding to this problem are the gradual changes to the salinity of oceans worldwide…Every time a person pees in the water at the beach or in a river the water level rises a little more….At the current rates that have been determined, land mass will be diminishing at an alarming rate and due to over urination, the world’s coral reefs continue to rapidly die off and the fish are beginning to taste like piss…..This is a dire situation that must be reversed or the world as we know it is doomed!!!…..A new federal tax must be mandated to deal with this man made disaster….The new 2009 Federal Urination Tax proceeds will go towards syphoning off the excess ocean levels, due to over pissing, and coverting it into steam which will power new Green Turbines for power generation….The only draw back so far is the steam getting absorbed into the atmosphere and falling back down on us in the form of “piss rain”…..That’s right the federal government will be pissing all over us and that is why the new 2009 Federal Umbrella Tax will take effect in the third quarter of this year.

    Hey, it sounds feasible to me, just as feasible as cow fart and man made global warming….Please do not allow yourselves to be conned!!!!

  • http://Hey serfer62

    WELL….my flock just got relabled to “biodegradable, self propelled, non fossil fueled pasture management enities”…

    • http://earthlink nomee 1

      shure they are

  • Somefed

    Thats bullshit….they should tax congress first :mrgreen:

  • jasjfarrell

    The tax will, as usual, be passed onto the consumer in price increases.

    They want you to stop consuming these items.

    And the want you to stop driving.

    Just the beginning. Change you can believe in.

    Carol Browner’s New World view.

  • http://earthlink nomee 1

    they need to get a real job, and stop this bullshit :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • unkaglen

    The noxis gas eminating from a politicians mouth is far more dangerous than any gas coming from a cows ass.I think we should institute a blow hard tax on all politicians.Every time they opened their lie hole they would be taxed heavily.We could pay off the national debt and save the country all in one move as they would be forced to stop passing these freakn’ insane laws………… :sad:

  • repubfarmer

    why don’t all of us farmers unite instead o being in our seperate industries and actually stand up to the epa