Bumped: Fight Video Added! Straight-Basher Perez Hilton Gets Ass Kicked – With Video

June 23rd, 2009 (58) Posted By Erik Wong.

Canada Perez Hilton Punched

The video is, unfortunately, absolute quality. I don’t know what the hell the recorder was thinking, but none the less, the punch happens at 38 seconds in. Enjoy.

Normally, I wouldn’t bother reporting celebrity garbage like this, but this particular story strikes some good chords with me, given that, if you remember, Perez Hilton was the one responsible for the entire Miss California fiasco, accumulating in the attempted defamation of Carrie Prejean due to her Christian beliefs. I say this whiny witch got what he deserved.

TORONTO (AP) – Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton outside a Toronto nightclub. Hilton said he got into an argument with band members Fergie and will.i.am at the Cobra nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside by Polo Molina, the band’s tour manager. They were at the club following a Sunday night video awards show.

Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Lavandeira, complained about the incident on the microblogging site Twitter. He tweeted at 4 a.m.: “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Hilton, who is openly gay, said in interview with The Associated Press that he called will.i.am a “faggot,” a gay slur, inside the club after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his Web site.

“He was like ‘You need to respect me.’ He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me,” Hilton said. “I was like ‘I don’t need to respect you. I don’t respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said ‘You know what, I don’t respect you and you’re gay and stop being such a faggot.’”

Will.i.am said in a video posting on dipdive.com that he came to Hilton with respect and was called a “faggot.”

Hilton, who was at the club with Lady Gaga, said he then left the club and was punched from behind. The pop stars and the blogger were among celebrities in Toronto for the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night.

A spokeswoman for the Black Eyed Peas declined comment.

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  • Nanny

    What sissy fag!

    • DJ

      Wow, I’ve been hit, stabbed, pistol whipped shot at, and I ain’t scared, come on he’s being such a sissy bitch faggot, I know some fags that would get mad and kick some ass then ask the person how it feels to have their ass kicked by a faggot, bitch. Getting your ass kicked ain’t all that serious and ya he’s asking for drama in his life by being so flamboyantly gay and talking so much shit. whats next is Perez gonna go to Prison get ass raped and have Complain campaign about getting his shit pushed in? Hey Perez you may be a faggot but you still have a cock and balls man the fuck up sissy boy!

  • The Dreaded Atheist

    “Pouty Little Cocksucker Gets His Wart-Covered Ass Handed To Him (?) by Girl Scout” would have been my vote for a suitable headline.

  • anonymous hourly worker

    Thanks for making me smile through the hangover on Monday.

  • Brian S

    What goes around comes back around !!

  • http://deleted tedders

    Sooo funny hearing that Mario is calling someone else a faggot!!

  • FIU Alum

    Silly Faggott Dicks are for Chicks

    Great news.

    Who the hell is lady gaga?

    Your whole Faggot life is a lie pal.

  • http://www.killingjanefonda.com cllucas

    FIU Alum,

    I’m not really sure what Lady GaGa is except some talentless, overpainted bitch who…well, I already said talent. Seh’s ugly too.

  • Lock and Load

    Payback’s a bitch… sorta like you… :twisted:

  • Dean, aka SgtJenz

    When I read the title I figured I’d see missing teeth, black eyes, bloody nose, maybe even a few cuts and bruises. I didn’t see a damn thing wrong with this slimy little fuck.

    My sister gave me worse ass whoopin’s.

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    “Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly punched celebrity blogger Perez Hilton ”

    The tour manager must be a small, blind elderly woman.

    LMFAO

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    Hey Porky Hilton, can you say karma?

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    Is this Will.I.Am of “Obama..Obama” fame?
    These jerks deserve each other.

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    A cat fight between two grown men named
    Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton.

  • Bill

    I hope they all die slowly from ass cancer :twisted: :twisted:

  • http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

    When thugish Obama shitheads get into a cat fight,
    I’m a happy guy.
    Can we leave them both in Canada?
    Perez darling,
    Go have a cry, a dump and a wank and you’ll feel better.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

    • Dean, aka SgtJenz

      :beer: :beer:

  • Nate

    How do you go through life never having been punched in he face? What happened to being able to beat the shit out of someone (or vice versa ) and moving on with life. “I felt helpless and took to twitter?” What the fuck, what fucking loser. This after saying “i’m a big boy I can take it.” A punch just mentally destroyed this guy. I could go on but what’s the point.

  • http://www.dirtydozensbunker.com Sanders

    A slap fight between fags? Bah, I’d rather watch chicks wrestle in jello. :beer:

  • Scoot

    “…so I twittered.”

    LMMFAO!!!!!

    Payback is a bitch Perez.

    The Black Eyed Peas just added a fan. :mrgreen:

  • Randy

    Didn’t read the story, but just wanted to call this guy a pussy militant fag.

  • http://fullcirclethinker.com fullcirclethinker

    I was glad to see that he was punched, not slapped. Hey Hilton, why don’t you man up-oh, I guess that ain’t gonna happen! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Somebody call the Waaaaaahhhhhhhbulance!!!!!!! Give me a break……. :roll:

  • ji

    Where is the hit Perez Hilton line?

    • RIchard Quinn

      Right behind me!

  • ignifer

    2 sissies tussle
    i wish theyd killed each other
    who gives a rats ass?

    thats a frikkin haiku fellers!!!

  • mark

    Didn’t hit him hard enough. Just became a fan of Black Eye Peas. This guy gives gay people a bad name.

  • USMCTANKS

    To bad it wasn’t a real band. A band that actually liked the United States of America. With a manager who killed that little Butt Rustler. ” Honest yur honor I thought he’d like getting from my horse….how’d I know that horse could go for so long ! “….. :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • Rudemeister

    I am so upset that this brave Sodomite stood his ground on principle. It is a sad day when such a sterling representative of the West’s cultural values is martyred for taking such a brave stance against the oppressors of helpless lovers of fudge packing. Bitch slapping killed millions in Rwanda. The world is coming to and end. His eloquence is not matched by anybody.

    • GRIZZ

      Elton john?

  • http://www.jihadwatch.org LCpl. Alexander

    Fuck, this guy is a joke. I wish his ass beating would have been much, much, worse.

  • TerryTate

    I think I’ve gained new respect for WillIam…

    :lol:

  • steve m (yet Another Infidel!)

    This moron is proof that someone pee’d in his gene pool :lol:

    • Ivan the Kafir

      Pissed in the gene pool? Shrek’s gene pool, yes maybe. I’d hate to think he had anything to do with ours.

      Was that hateful? I’m sorry, I’ll go cry in the corner now.

  • http://www.okiepatriot.blogspot.com Greywolfe

    Karma is such a biatch! If this pole smoker ever said half the things he said during this argument, he’d be in the ICU with a feeding tube and intubation. Seems to me he got off lucky.

  • http://www.myspace.com/frankensubie brotherscoobs

    may they both slip and fall in a puddle of aids…

  • Cridhe Saorsa

    Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.

  • http://www alle

    Again, how in the world did scumbag Perez Hilton come to judge a Miss USA pageant? Something is very corrupt in the Miss USA franchise. This freak Hilton is such a loser.

  • GRIZZ

    Defineitley not an asswhoopin.Looks like he just got his makeup smeared

    • dogwhisperer

      Ya grizz, must have been his eye dangling out of socket that smeared his make up. And in tempo with true fairy magic, his eye just poppep right back into the socket.

      That explains the tears, mascara(sp) burn!

      No asswoopin here folks, move along!

  • Tom in CO

    So perez bashes prejean for coming out in favor in banning gay marriage, and perez gets his ass handed to him for calling will.i.am a faggot. The hypocrisy is not lost on me.

  • Brian

    What does this say about the tour manager, punching a gay with his back turned.
    Speaks volumes about his testicular fortitude.
    Not to say perez didn’t have that coming, and it fills me with glee. But couldn’t the manager have just decked him a la haymaker to the face?

  • GROUNDWIZARD

    who are you guys kidding, perez probably fell in love with him after the fist to chin collision. he was thinking to himself “for just one moment his fist and my face became one, ahhhhh”

  • rtp-redneck

    he wouldn’t hurt someone physically but he’ll rant and talk bad about someone? God is watching??? I thought Princess Mud-Puddle wouldn’t have anything to do w/God. Guess the Almighty comes in handy when you get jacked from running that hole mounted on top of your neck.

  • http://settlesdown.wordpress.com settlesdown

    Come on crybaby cry for me! Come on. WAAAAAHAHAHAHA. I love how the guy who gets punched almost always says “Violence is never the answer”. Really? :gun:

  • Korey

    queer. get over it.shit happens.

  • ensignricky71

    To whom do I send the Thank You card? This prick has had this coming for a long time. Gay or not, he’s a complete asshole.

    I do love the fact that GLAAD is all over him for the “faggot” slur, though. :lol:

  • wxgesr

    I I couldn’t see the video. I grew up in Texas in the 50s and 60s so I have seen a homo or two get their ass kicked, not licked. This guy(?) still has teeth? One up for Black Eyed Peas!

  • tlk

    Do you think his mother loves him?

    • http://www.jihadwatch.org LCpl. Alexander

      If he has one, im sure she pretends he does not exist.

    • GRIZZ

      Who do you think dresses him everyday :shock:

  • Matt in GA

    So this is the Black Eyed Peas chick he was calling ugly … http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2007/06/fergie-black-bikini.jpg :lol:

    • dogwhisperer

      She is bad ass but fake tits are just that.

      BTW, this additional video added nothing, perez sucks and so does most of celebs out there. That is why they have thug body guards that communicate with ebonics.
      Wasn’t ebonics killed in the early `90′s.

  • Philly

    There is justice after all!!! :mrgreen:

  • http://earthlink nomee 1

    good job. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • http://www.accdf.com aboutTObegin

    I had to stop half way through. WHAT a fucken fag, violence is never the answer? well, I would like to see how he handles escaping from some insurgents that want to cut his head off, what a waste of life! It is people like him that are the cancer of our country and making it weak.

    -aTb
    Sept 12
    http://www.912dc.org

  • http://none dudette

    This nancy boy, this sissy parasitic little blood sucking tick doesnt even begin to know what a whoopin he deserves after his hate speech w/Olbermann re. Carie Prejean. He was offensive and appalling in his bare hatred. Methinks he is just SOOO jealous of that men are falling all over themselves for her, i mean she is awesomely gorgeous. Believe me, i doubt men are falling over themselves for Baby Huey Perez. Waaaa!!

  • http://none dudette

    May I correct Korey?? I am in NY—Schumer happens, not s–t.

  • BTD

    :gun: Well now; way to go Peas! Too bad someone didn’t break out the louisville slugger to use on this sniveling piece of shit. How does this slimey asshole even rate any relevance?