He’s Not Deaf, He’s Not Dumb, But He’s Blind For A Week And Just Beat Me At Pinball – After Emergency Retina Surgery Yesterday, Join Us For “The Blind Jihadi Killer Hour” – Show’s Over, Listen On Player Here

July 28th, 2009 (3) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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Enter ACTIVISTS

I have been struck blind in one eye or the other, repeatedly, for four years. Can I get an Oy Ve?

Tonight, I will also explain how I killed Michael Jackson.

To help save America, just join ACTIVE, a place where the blind lead the well-informed.

And special thanks to Baby Killer for taking the instruction and dictation for the this post. And not getting butt-hurt when I beat him at pinball.

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  • http://homemadesin.typepad.com/homemade_sin/ James Hooker, Nipple Whisper

    You´ve been to Tijuana again. Just who is this Retina chick anyway?

    • http://patdollard.com Pat Dollard

      I haven’t been to Tijuana since 1981 when I was arrested twice within one hour.

      The first was for fender benders I had with six stationary cars in the parking lot of Tijuana Tilly’s.

      The second was for being part of a very large brawl. Of the dozen or so of us arrested, they let us go almost as soon as we hit the whore-festooned lobby of some building teeming exclusively with questionable human beings. Some wore uniforms, barricaded behind a counter and minor fortifications.

      Dictated but not read

  • Jeanet

    Read out loud for Pat:

    Darn retina shit. No Oy Ve from me, just a heartfelled “DAMNED”.

    Let me guess; Trying to get some sleep sitting upright or are you still in the fase your head is supposed to dangle downwards to your knees?

    Remember what I mailed to ya the last time you were in this shit. I’m still standing by my offer to contact the surgeons in Utrecht, the Netherlands. Or, ask your surgeon to contact them by phone a.s.a.p.

    Sweet man, keep fighting.

    Love ya,

    Jeanet