Biden’s new prototype body armor for our troops. Should free up more funds for future bail-outs.
mike3481
Pat Dollard’s new project “Lost in Space Meets Star Wars” has been put in “Development” by every major studio in Hollywood.
designr
In a photo just prior to his arrest, it is obvious why the 6 foot 7 inch spy was caught.
A statement by his CIA instructor explains a few things; “He missed a bunch of classes. I don’t know why this giant moron was issued any assignments”.
mgrocco
CAIR presents Achmed D2, the star of their new movie -Star Jihad
Dean, aka SgtJenz
“Do I look like a trash receptacle asshole?”
“Get your own damn toilet paper.”
Double Tap
DHS introduces the new Civil Recon Assault Program (CRAP). New mobile surveillance and attack prototype robots deployed to Red States where they can observe and control Right Wing Terrorist groups.
http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob
What ever happened to R2D2?
The E True Hollywood Story.
copperpeony
” Muchelle in her new Commie designer creation”
( hides all the flaws ) or
” Obama issues recylced armor for our men and women fighting in Afghanistan” as per new directive for cutting costs.
prestonbrooks
What Michelle should be wearing so we don’t have to look at a James Brown impersonator.
Troy
This is what eventually happens to young A.C.O.R.N.s, they become square oaks.
USMCTANKS
“Tonight on jihadimax…the latest in muslim porn…starring, The naughty jihadi in the Armored burka! So hot you will never look at a goat again”
Mike Mose
LOL
copperpeony
” First Recycled Burqa brought to you by your Local CAIR-mart ”
(ok I’ll stop )
cocorico
sorry that’s the only way I could be invisible in Bush courty
copperpeony
Bush has been gone for 7 months you moron…this is now Obama’s communist regime!! Start reading the news.
cocorico
t’as rien compris idiot, what is a bush when you get trapped in armbush, and how usely disguising is made in normal bushes ?
New Texan
Introducing the Socialist TARP Fund Un-loader Robot aka: STFU BOT
Man the politicians aren’t even trying to hide it anymore.
ROF
“Heroic trashcans protest for equal rights, obama vows to fight for them.”
Mark Gibbons
Hey cocorico sand my shoes and wipe my ass
Wigpeeler
Pakistani intelligence operative sneaking into a remote village as an Al_Fatima inc Mobile Tampax Dispenser.
TerryTate
After President Obama banned the 1st and 2nd Amendments the rank and file Obamatons were able to reveal their true selves, now that the game was over….
GregGS
Al Gore and his internet invention asking “where do you want to go today?”
rightangle
And Gorebots are supposed to answer: “Lockbox”
dadeo
Welcome to Habib in the Box! Would you like to try our delicious new Sheep Shit on Sourdough with Camel Nut Secret Sauce?
Blade Runner
“Why ain’t you Earth fuckers standing still? I am.”
Mike Mose
Census: How many weapons do you have in your home?
ToeTagger
cocorico (Franchie) tries/fails again to infiltrate patdollard site.
cocorico
Bravo, you get the jackpot
MinneSoCold
Iraqi government today unveiled their latest technology to combat insurgents, citizens can now protect themselves in the PT (Personal Tank) Anti-Suicide Explosion Suit for those casual strolls to the local market. The PT comes with an optional trailer and hitch to pull your market good back home. Officials admit it does add 15X the amount of time to any activities, but they are working on a “sport” model to help speed people up. The PT will go on sale to Iraqi citizens this week at the cost of 2 goats and 1 underage daughter.