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Kennedy’s Friends Recall How He Wouldn’t Shut Up About Chappaquiddick



Aug 28, 2009 14 Comments ›› Erik Wong


  • nospyme

    I respected JFK and Bobby Kennedy.

    This piece of sh@t Teddy I see as a cowardly,craven traitor. To be a good one-worlder, you first have to be a TRAITOR to your own country. This sot was a good one-worlder….

    Sadly, our government is infested with many of his ilk. May God have mercy on his soul.

  • bill-tb

    Kill granny, do it for Teddy, he did it for Mary Jo.

  • FLINT89

    Sure am “mourning” his death :beer:

    But what pisses me off is that a scumbag murderer gets to be burried in Arglington. What the fuck?! :mad:

    • vincenzo4

      Yeah, I know. This country is being set-up. We’re a bunch of fools.

    • http://tick-tick-booom.spaces.live.com ticticboom (Will Kill For The Constitution)

      That fact disgusts me. Joe, Jr., died fighting the Nazis, JFK was assassinated by a communist, and RFK by a jihadi.

      Teddy, on the other hand, never met a tyrant he didn’t love, and Chappaquidick was either an act of murder or cowardice (or more likely both). God knows how many women he’s assaulted. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mary Jo wasn’t the only woman whose death can be laid at his feet, either by his action or inaction.

      JFK may have been a sex fiend, but at least from what I’ve heard, the women were willing. Teddy, near as I can tell, viewed women as objects to be used and thrown away. Of course, the way liberal (supposedly liberated) women tend to offer themselves to creatures like him, maybe he can’t be entirely blamed for his worldview.

      That’s probably the single biggest factor that converts men to Leftism. Lefty chicks give it up to anyone wearing a Che shirt and making the right noises about abortion and redistrubuting wealth.

  • Tommy_G

    Do you suppose he’s still laughing about it in hell.

  • mike3481

    I got a “Chappaquiddick” joke…

    “Ted Kennedy dies, as he walks up to the Pearly Gates, Ted sees St. Peter standing there with a women. As Ted gets closer he realizes it’s Mary Jo and she looks exactly like she did when they pulled her body from the water. Ted approaches, stops and sees Mary Jo’s hand is on a long handle that disappears into clouds at her feet. Ted thinks for a minute, has an epiphany, looks down, the clouds part to reveal a trap door, looks up at Mary just as she pulls the handle, Ted looks down and the trap door disappears revealing the eternal fire of Hell 10′ below him. Ted looks up and sees St. Peter smiling, Ted starts screaming that he served in the Senate for 47 years as he’s being consumed by fire for all eternity.

    The clouds cover the trap door once again.

    St. Peter looks at Mary Jo as she transforms into the beautiful young woman she was before meeting Ted Kennedy. The two of them turn to walk through the Pearly Gates and Mary Jo says to St.Peter, “I died only a minute ago”.

    St. Peter replies, “Time works different in Heaven Mary Jo, in fact, it works exactly opposite as it does in Hell”.

  • vincenzo4

    Guess why he wouldn’t shut up about Chappaquidick: He was lividly guilty. We rewarded that asshole just like we did John Kerry and as a nation we suffered every day since.

  • hank

    If ever there is an argument for TERM LIMITS ……….

  • Independent

    I would certainly rather have JFK Jr as President than Oboma

  • displaced chedhead

    This is where we are at as Americans?
    Joking about a murdered woman as banter for a British slut on TV we pay for?
    Big life with big accomplishments?
    Yea like 2 million dead Cambodians, 37 million dead babies,5 million dead Russians (estimate of death after the swimmers secret letter to Andropov)and 1 dead woman who liked the smell of unwashed liquor soaked fat bastards.
    Yea, that’s a big life alright.
    Certainly beelzabub has a special place for this cretin.
    As my wife always says (she’s a lefty who has yet to get it) God will work it all out.
    Yes he will….He certainly will.

  • TerryTate

    Unfuckingbelievable.

    These sychophants actually praise this guys twisted personality.

    Joking about the death you caused is ok?

    What Bullshit.

  • Xcrypto

    Ironic that the citzens of Boston pushed for the Revolution and Liberty; then some 200 years later elected and re-elected the Kennedy’s. Please people no more Kennedy’s, we’re begging you for the sake of our Republic !

  • Tom in CO

    always a classy guy