Dead Ted: “I Didn’t F- That Bitch I Killed”

September 3rd, 2009 (18) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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WASHINGTON – Sen. Edward M. Kennedy said in a new book that he was not romantically involved with young Mary Jo Kopechne and that he never escaped the despair he felt after she died in the 1969 car crash that has been seared into the national consciousness as “Chappaquiddick.”

He acknowledged that he enjoyed women and drink — sometimes too much so — but said reports of wild Kennedy excesses were exaggerated. He said he always has accepted the conclusion that a lone assassin killed his brother John and that Kennedy family members had worried about the emotional health of his brother Robert following John’s death in Dallas in 1963. He said it “veered close to being a tragedy within a tragedy.”

Yet it was the specter of Chappaquiddick that Edward Kennedy, the youngest brother, never could shake.

“That night on Chappaquiddick Island ended in a horrible tragedy that haunts me every day of my life,” Kennedy wrote in a memoir, “True Compass,” to be published posthumously on Sept. 14. The Massachusetts senator died last week at 77 following a yearlong battle with brain cancer.

Kennedy said his Catholic faith helped sustain him as he wrestled with guilt over the events of July 18, 1969, when he drove a car off a bridge into a pond on the tiny island. His own anguish, he said, paled in comparison with the suffering endured by Kopechne’s family.

“Atonement is a process that never ends,” he wrote.

The book offers an intimate look at the personal failings, tragedies and triumphs of the famed Kennedy family’s last surviving brother. He said he agreed that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone when he gunned down John F. Kennedy.

He also recounted how his other assassinated brother, former Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, asked then-President Lyndon Johnson to make him an envoy to try to broker a peace deal to end the Vietnam War. If Johnson had agreed, Edward Kennedy speculated, Robert Kennedy might have not have run for president in the 1968 campaign when he was shot to death.

Amid the regrets, Kennedy asserted his zest for what he considered to be the good life, but he mocked the exaggerated reports of his personal excesses.

“I have enjoyed the company of women,” he wrote. “I have enjoyed a stiff drink or two or three, and I’ve relished the smooth taste of a good wine. At times, I’ve enjoyed these pleasures too much. I’ve heard the tales about my exploits as a hell-raiser — some accurate, some with a wisp of truth to them and some so outrageous that I can’t imagine how anyone could really believe them.”

The memoir is to be published by Twelve, a division of the Hachette book group. The 532-page book was obtained early by The New York Times and the New York Daily News.

In it, Kennedy said his actions on Chappaquiddick on July 18, 1969, were “inexcusable.” He said he was afraid and “made terrible decisions” and had to live with the guilt for more than four decades.
Kennedy drove off a bridge into a pond. He swam to safety, leaving Kopechne in the car.

Kopechne, 28, a former worker with Robert Kennedy’s campaign, was found dead in the submerged car’s back seat 10 hours later. Kennedy, then 37, pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and got a suspended sentence and probation.

He wrote that he had no romantic relationship with Kopechne, and he hardly knew her. He said they were both getting emotional about his brother’s death and decided to leave the party that was hosted by Robert Kennedy’s former staffers. He made similar statements in the days following the crash

He said he had a full briefing by Earl Warren, the chief justice on the commission that investigated the Nov. 22, 1963, shooting of JFK in Dallas. He said he was convinced the Warren Commission got it right about Oswald and he was “satisfied then, and satisfied now.”

In the book, Kennedy wrote candidly about his battle with brain cancer and his “self-destructive drinking,” especially after the 1968 death of his brother Robert.

After his brothers’ assassinations, Kennedy said he was easily startled at loud sounds, and would hit the deck whenever a car backfired.

(AP)

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  • mike3481

    “…“That night on Chappaquiddick Island ended in a horrible tragedy that haunts me every day of my life,” Kennedy wrote in a memoir…”
    …………………………………..

    Yet it didn’t stop Teddy from asking his buddies if they’d heard any new “Chappaquiddick Jokes”

    Kennedy’s pal Ed Klein says Teddy loved to hear Chappaquiddick jokes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaiTipTtbak
    ______________________________

    Oh, hey, I wrote a new “Chappaquiddick” joke…

    Ted Kennedy dies, as he walks up to the Pearly Gates, Ted sees St. Peter standing there with a woman. As Ted gets closer he realizes it’s Mary Jo Kopechne and she looks exactly like she did when they pulled her dead body from Teddy’s car.

    Ted approaches, stops and sees Mary Jo’s hand is on a long handle that disappears into clouds at her feet.

    Ted thinks for a minute, has an epiphany, looks down, the clouds part to reveal a trap door, he looks up at Mary Jo just as she pulls the handle.

    Ted looks down and the trap door disappears revealing the Eternal Fires of Hell 10′ below him.

    Ted looks up and sees St. Peter smiling, Ted starts to fall while screaming that he served in the U.S. Senate for 47 years as he begins to be consumed by fire for all eternity.

    The clouds cover the trap door once again, then there’s complete, serene silence.

    St. Peter looks at Mary Jo as she transforms back into the beautiful young woman she was before meeting Ted Kennedy. The two of them turn to walk through the Pearly Gates and Mary Jo says to St.Peter, “I died only a minute ago”.

    St. Peter replies, “Time works different in Heaven, Mary Jo, in fact, it works exactly the opposite as it does in Hell”.
    ___________________________________

    That sums up Ted Kennedy for me.

  • Sully

    The perverted Royalist fuck is finally dead sums it up for me.

    Now the deathwatch on KKK shithead Byrd can begin in earnest.
    C’mon Byrdie… Kick that bucket.

    • cocorico

      Royalist that family of irish trafficants ?

    • sully

      Fuck off franchie

    • cocorico

      just ring Pavlov, Danny !

  • Caligula

    that asshole killed Mary Jo trying to cheat on his wife with her. bet his excuse to his wife was “we were going out to chat about my brothers death” and he kept that lie up until the end.

    dumb bitch wife if she believed it. too bad that treasonous asshole couldn’t admit it to his own wife.

    but who am I to judge. he will deal for his sins after death.

    May God have mercy on his soul

    • killczar

      he turned his first wife into a gutter drunk.

  • Roe Roitan

    This was treasonous yet the media has pretty much ignored it.

    Ted Kennedy’s Soviet Gambit
    Peter Robinson, 08.28.09, 12:01 AM ET

    Picking his way through the Soviet archives that Boris Yeltsin had just thrown open, in 1991 Tim Sebastian, a reporter for the London Times, came across an arresting memorandum. Composed in 1983 by Victor Chebrikov, the top man at the KGB, the memorandum was addressed to Yuri Andropov, the top man in the entire USSR. The subject: Sen. Edward Kennedy.

    “On 9-10 May of this year,” the May 14 memorandum explained, “Sen. Edward Kennedy’s close friend and trusted confidant [John] Tunney was in Moscow.” (Tunney was Kennedy’s law school roommate and a former Democratic senator from California.) “The senator charged Tunney to convey the following message, through confidential contacts, to the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Y. Andropov.”

    Kennedy’s message was simple. He proposed an unabashed quid pro quo. Kennedy would lend Andropov a hand in dealing with President Reagan. In return, the Soviet leader would lend the Democratic Party a hand in challenging Reagan in the 1984 presidential election. “The only real potential threats to Reagan are problems of war and peace and Soviet-American relations,” the memorandum stated. “These issues, according to the senator, will without a doubt become the most important of the election campaign.”

    Kennedy made Andropov a couple of specific offers.

    First he offered to visit Moscow. “The main purpose of the meeting, according to the senator, would be to arm Soviet officials with explanations regarding problems of nuclear disarmament so they may be better prepared and more convincing during appearances in the USA.” Kennedy would help the Soviets deal with Reagan by telling them how to brush up their propaganda.

    Then he offered to make it possible for Andropov to sit down for a few interviews on American television. “A direct appeal … to the American people will, without a doubt, attract a great deal of attention and interest in the country. … If the proposal is recognized as worthy, then Kennedy and his friends will bring about suitable steps to have representatives of the largest television companies in the USA contact Y.V. Andropov for an invitation to Moscow for the interviews. … The senator underlined the importance that this initiative should be seen as coming from the American side.”

    Kennedy would make certain the networks gave Andropov air time–and that they rigged the arrangement to look like honest journalism.

    Kennedy’s motives? “Like other rational people,” the memorandum explained, “[Kennedy] is very troubled by the current state of Soviet-American relations.” But that high-minded concern represented only one of Kennedy’s motives.

    “Tunney remarked that the senator wants to run for president in 1988,” the memorandum continued. “Kennedy does not discount that during the 1984 campaign, the Democratic Party may officially turn to him to lead the fight against the Republicans and elect their candidate president.”

    Kennedy proved eager to deal with Andropov–the leader of the Soviet Union, a former director of the KGB and a principal mover in both the crushing of the 1956 Hungarian Revolution and the suppression of the 1968 Prague Spring–at least in part to advance his own political prospects.

    In 1992, Tim Sebastian published a story about the memorandum in the London Times. Here in the U.S., Sebastian’s story received no attention. In his 2006 book, The Crusader: Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism, historian Paul Kengor reprinted the memorandum in full. “The media,” Kengor says, “ignored the revelation.”

    “The document,” Kengor continues, “has stood the test of time. I scrutinized it more carefully than anything I’ve ever dealt with as a scholar. I showed the document to numerous authorities who deal with Soviet archival material. No one has debunked the memorandum or shown it to be a forgery. Kennedy’s office did not deny it.”

    Why bring all this up now? No evidence exists that Andropov ever acted on the memorandum–within eight months, the Soviet leader would be dead–and now that Kennedy himself has died even many of the former senator’s opponents find themselves grieving. Yet precisely because Kennedy represented such a commanding figure–perhaps the most compelling liberal of our day–we need to consider his record in full.

    Doing so, it turns out, requires pondering a document in the archives of the politburo.

    When President Reagan chose to confront the Soviet Union, calling it the evil empire that it was, Sen. Edward Kennedy chose to offer aid and comfort to General Secretary Andropov. On the Cold War, the greatest issue of his lifetime, Kennedy got it wrong.

    Peter Robinson, a research fellow at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University and a former White House speechwriter, writes a weekly column for Forbes

  • Phil Byler

    So why was an inebriated Teddy trying to drive over that Chappaquiddick bridge with Mary Jo?

    • Tarantula

      A: To find a dirty ho! :beer:

  • http://www.accdf.com aboutTObegin

    this is the beginning of the end for the Democrats/Liberals/Socialists/Communists! As by God’s hand removing kennedy from our presence he is imploding them on themselves! Karma is an evil wrath and it always comes around when you least expect it!!!

    -aTb

  • http://earthlink nomee1

    AS I SAID BEFORE, GOOD RIDANCE, AND BYE BYE

  • Tom in CO

    Not being romantically involved with her still doesn’t excuse the fact that you killed her.

  • Tellicorick

    At last, the Kennedy family reunion. Location: You guess

  • Minuteman01

    They don’t consider getting blow jobs “sex”.

  • vincenzo4

    Quotes are riddled with eomtions, and the tragedy is that after 18 hours, he escaopes accountability and as true to Democrat form, rises to a place where he poisoned the entire country.

    • vincenzo4

      Errata: “Quotes are riddled with admissions, never taken to full confession…”

  • Wilson

    “Attonement” using coersion and other people’s money doesn’t count. Basic stuff.