I Killed The Kentucky Census Worker: So Did You, And Glenn Beck, And Rush Limbaugh, And Michelle Malkin…

September 25th, 2009 (11) Posted By Erik Wong.

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Michelle Malkin:

Something horrible happened to Bill Sparkman, who worked part-time as a Census worker in rural southeastern Kentucky.

He was found dead. Tied to a tree. Preliminary tests show he died of asphyxiation.

But the “cause of Sparkman’s death is under investigation, and authorities have not ruled out suicide, an accident or homicide, said Kentucky state police spokesman Don Trosper. A full medical report on Sparkman’s death is not complete,” according to the Washington Post.

Let me repeat that: The “cause of Sparkman’s death is under investigation, and authorities have not ruled out suicide, an accident or homicide, said Kentucky state police spokesman Don Trosper. A full medical report on Sparkman’s death is not complete.”

No matter. A speculative rumor spread by the Associated Press that Sparkman may have been targeted because of his Census job — coupled with an unsubstantiated claim that “fed” was “scrawled” on his chest — was enough “evidence” for the nutroots to convict every outspoken conservative activist and advocate for limited government of a murder that has yet to be determined a murder.

Democratic Underground immediately posted a “Handy Guide to how Republicans and Fox News are responsible for Census worker being hanged,” where a DU user fumed:

We need to absolutely expose Glenn Beck, Michele Bachmann, Michelle Malkin, CNN’s Lou Dobbs, Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh and the legion of others parroting right-wing lies for trumping up this nonsense and getting people to now commit murder in a hideous fashion.

The Democratic Underground is an unrepresentative fring voice, you say? Well, here’s the “respectable” New York magazine pointing hysterical fingers at Bachmann, Limbaugh, “conservative media personalities, websites, and even members of Congress.”

Newsbusters spotlighted HuffPo indictments issued against conservative talk radio for the Sparkman’s death.

Radio Equalizer has video and transcript of left-wing radio loon Stephanie Miller blaming the Tea Party movement.

And Allahpundit points to this heinous graphic of a hanged man implicating yours truly, Sarah Palin, the Second Amendment, and every blanket criticism of ACORN, the SEIU, illegal immigration, Obamacare, and socialism under the sun.

They did this with the George Tiller shooting and the Holocaust Museum shooting and the Binghamton immigration center shooting. Motives had yet to be determined and bodies were still warm, but that did not stop the stampede from exploiting every bloody opportunity to redefine conservative political expression as an incitement to violence.

Meanwhile, other details initially reported by the AP that sparked the Census worker-was-murdered-because-he-was-a-government-worker meme continue to crumble. From McClatchy:

William E. Sparkman, 51, of Laurel County, Ky., reportedly had the word “fed” scrawled on his chest. That raised questions about whether he was killed because of hard feelings against the government and catapulted the mysterious death into a national story.

However, on Thursday, police had not confirmed Sparkman was even doing census work in Clay County at the time he died, said Capt. Lisa Rudzinski, commander of the state police post handling the investigation.

One media report — which quoted a census official saying a computer Sparkman used for census work was found in his truck near the cemetery — wasn’t true, Rudzinski said.

Police found Sparkman’s red pickup truck, but the computer wasn’t in it, she said.

…”There are too many unanswered questions for us to lean one way or the other,” Rudzinski said. “We have not ruled this is a hate crime against a federal employee. We’re still trying to determine if foul play was involved.”

…Reports that Sparkman was hanging from a tree at the cemetery create an image that doesn’t fit the evidence where Sparkman was found, Rudzinski said. Sparkman had a rope around his neck that was attached to a tree, but he was not hanging in the sense that many people envision, she said. Sparkman’s body was in contact with the ground, state police said in a news release.

News that Sparkman had the word “fed” on his chest came to the Associated Press from a law enforcement official who requested anonymity. The official did not tell the AP what was used to scrawl the word on Sparkman.

David Beyer, a spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in Kentucky, said the agency was assisting state police and trying to figure out if Sparkman’s death had anything to do with his being a federal employee.

State police contacted the FBI about the case because Sparkman was a federal employee, not because of a belief that his death resulted from his employment, Rudzinski said.

To recap:

1) Police have not determined yet that this was murder.

2) He wasn’t hanging from the tree.

3) It hasn’t been determined if he was even working as a Census data collector at the time of his death or whether that job had anything at all to do with his demise.

But:

I killed the Kentucky Census worker — along with every man and woman in America who is guilty of having said or written anything critical of government.

The criminalization of conservatism continues.

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  • the friendly grizzly

    I blame global warming.

  • http://here Wade Edwards

    As a census worker in KY having worked one county over from Clay, I’ll just say that Milkan is one sick mother-fucker! And, I’m a card carrying GOP member!

  • Bobby E

    I blame Pelosi … we don’t like being called Nazis.

  • Wilson

    Here’s the true story:
    One of the G20 anarchists got lost and ended up in Kentucky. The census guy refused to give him directions and tried to include him in Kentucky’s population count. This of course infuriated the anarchist, a struggle ensued, and the census worker accidentally got tangled up in the chain running from the anarchist’s nose to his nipple. The pain from this caused the anarchist to jerk violently, catapulting the census worker into a tree whereby he was strangled by left-over halloween lights.

  • Tom in CO

    Pray for his family, because they’re going through some terrible times right now, regardless of how he died.

  • Sad very sad

    This is revolting. A bunch of right wing loons KILLED this man, lynched him. And now the right wing in America is going crazy trying to blame this on the left wing. Read the comments on MCaulkins site. What is wrong with you people? You scream hatred all day long and when one of you finally snaps and does the dirty deed you’re all obviously fantasizing about, suddenly you guys are even MORE SO the victims, and it’s the fault of the left for demonizing the right, etc.

    • JJIrons

      Okay. So, YOU have the complete police and coroner’s report, the CSI report, etc., and obviously are speaking from a position of total knowledge of this situation, right? You *know* he was killed by a right-winger. You know that. In fact It was a bunch of right wing loons to be exact. We’re ALL fantasizing about killing census takers, uh huh, I see. Me thinks you’re the nut job. Killing a census worker is hardly what you’d call a priority target. Why waste the time on someone like him? He doesn’t matter, nor is he important enough to receive this type of attention from the left wing “nut jobs” you accuse.

  • cold soldier

    U ly with dogs u get fleas

  • MinneSoCold

    Manbearpig did it

  • Walter Plumer

    I’m wondering why it’s taking so long to reveal more information, it’s over two weeks now! The census workers race for instance. If someone has seen a picture of the victims family and could clear this up one way or another it might end the wrong kind of speculation.
    If a felt tip marker was found in the vicinity and it had the victims fingerprints on it, suicide is a real probability. I would release that information right away to stop rumors. That hasn’t happened. If they found the felt tip marker nearby with no fingerprints on it, someone wiped them off or wore gloves. Why would a suicide victim do that? Then again why would he write ‘fed’ on himself. Duct-taped as he was, how would he do it anyway? If they found the marker with prints on it they would have said so by now. I’m guessing the authorities didn’t find a marker, which means it was carried away. And I think we’re looking for two people, at least.
    A tight grip on information tells me its inflamatory, for lack of a better term. As to why a census worker? It’s a symbol.

  • http://GodBlesstheUSA I’m an American

    I’m with Tom from CO, Pray for his family and friends. It’s senseless, however; Suicide? Hmmm, I’ll remove some of my clothes, beat myself, put duct tape on my neck and tape my ID to my forehead, Oh and write FED on my chest, along with tying a rope to a tree and my neck – did I forget anything. Oh Gosh the rope came loose and I was in tact with the ground. I screwed up. It was just an accident!!! Get a grip people! How stupid do they think we are?