Al Gore Hates Animals: Greenies Encouraged To “Eat Your Pets” To Save Planet

October 23rd, 2009 (18) Posted By Erik Wong.

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Isn’t the green movement supposed to protect all animal life on the planet? At that, isn’t eating meat bad for the environment? Isn’t this animal cruelty? I smell hypocrisy… Or is that someone cooking my dog?

Stuff:

The eco-pawprint of a pet dog is twice that of a 4.6-litre Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year, researchers have found.

Victoria University professors Brenda and Robert Vale, architects who specialise in sustainable living, say pet owners should swap cats and dogs for creatures they can eat, such as chickens or rabbits, in their provocative new book Time to Eat the Dog: The real guide to sustainable living.

The couple have assessed the carbon emissions created by popular pets, taking into account the ingredients of pet food and the land needed to create them.

“If you have a German shepherd or similar-sized dog, for example, its impact every year is exactly the same as driving a large car around,” Brenda Vale said.

“A lot of people worry about having SUVs but they don’t worry about having Alsatians and what we are saying is, well, maybe you should be because the environmental impact … is comparable.”

In a study published in New Scientist, they calculated a medium dog eats 164 kilograms of meat and 95kg of cereals every year. It takes 43.3 square metres of land to produce 1kg of chicken a year. This means it takes 0.84 hectares to feed Fido.

They compared this with the footprint of a Toyota Land Cruiser, driven 10,000km a year, which uses 55.1 gigajoules (the energy used to build and fuel it). One hectare of land can produce 135 gigajoules a year, which means the vehicle’s eco-footprint is 0.41ha – less than half of the dog’s.

They found cats have an eco-footprint of 0.15ha – slightly less than a Volkswagen Golf. Hamsters have a footprint of 0.014ha – keeping two of them is equivalent to owning a plasma TV.

Professor Vale says the title of the book is meant to shock, but the couple, who do not have a cat or dog, believe the reintroduction of non-carnivorous pets into urban areas would help slow down global warming.

“The title of the book is a little bit of a shock tactic, I think, but though we are not advocating eating anyone’s pet cat or dog there is certainly some truth in the fact that if we have edible pets like chickens for their eggs and meat, and rabbits and pigs, we will be compensating for the impact of other things on our environment.”

Professor Vale took her message to Wellington City Council last year, but councillors said banning traditional pets or letting people keep food animals in their homes were not acceptable options. (Repeat after me: DUUURRR!)

Kelly Jeffery, a Paraparaumu german shepherd breederwho once owned a large SUV, said eliminating traditional pets was “over the top”.

“I think we need animals because they are a positive in our society. We can all make little changes to reduce carbon footprints but without pointing the finger at pets, which are part of family networks.”

Owning rabbits is legal anywhere. Local bodies allow chickens, with some restrictions.

YOUR PET’S MARK

The eco-footprints of the family pet each year as calculated by the Vales:

German shepherds: 1.1 hectares, compared with 0.41ha for a large SUV.

Cats: 0.15ha (slightly less than a Volkswagen Golf). Hamsters: 0.014ha (two of them equate to a medium-sized plasma TV).

Goldfish: 0.00034ha (an eco-finprint equal to two cellphones).

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  • SgtJenz

    These insane bastards can eat shit and die. If I want rabbit stew I’ll shoot your fucking rabbits for my sustainable living.

    • LMWIS

      :beer: :beer: :beer: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

  • BradW (the Infidel)

    Let me hunt the over populated deer in the cleveland Metro parks, and that will reduce my families footprint immensely, we won’t have to buy pork or beef from the butchers. We go through approximately 2 hogs and one steer a year, so let me harvest 4 deer, and we can call it even.

    Bambi tastes better anyway :twisted:

  • Nikki

    algore can come to my house and i will feed him to my Akita … THAT will cut algore’s carbon foot print to the size of a few piles of siht. oh, wait, he already is that.

  • Bobby E

    These people need to be committed to an institution … Gitmo would qualify. What’s next? Eat conservatives to save liberals?

    • aboutTObegin

      waterboarding is next…and I will gladly volunteer to administer it to these traitors!

      -aTb

  • Korey

    *FART*

  • Sully

    So where’s the vid of Goracle eatin his kitty?

  • shrkba8

    Who would buy the fucking book in the first place?

  • copperpeony

    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    They’re all insane I tell you!! The meth labs are doing a great business supplying these assholes.

    Unfuckingbelievable.

  • Xparatwoopa

    I got a fantastic headache-with-words… thought! Instead of eatin’ muh beagle, which aperantly has a high carbon foot print. I should start eating hippies! Humans have a much larger carbon foot prints then our four legged friends. So feed yourself and your dog some hippie scum soup. Problem solved.

    • Xencat

      Yeah, you better make sure those hippies are well cooked, unless you like getting things like hepatitis, fish tapeworm, herpes, ring worm, scabies, crabs, etc.

      These envirotard fascists should be put down like the sick animals that they are. In a humane and gentle manner, of course.

  • aboutTObegin

    nah, I will fertilize my garden with hippies instead….they are manure anyways instead of food since thats all they are composed of.

    -aTb

  • ODIN2012

    Save the earth…eat a hippie. Hippies…the other,other white meat. :beer:

  • Moriah

    Somebody kill these freaking weirdos! :twisted: :gun:

  • ensignricky71

    Me and my English Mastiff offer a cordial Fuck you tp these assholes. I’m gonna be looking into a bigger car once he’s full grown too. A 175+lb. dog AND an SUV….that’ll piss ‘em off. :twisted:

  • http://none Big Steve

    The Greenies are just idiots , Al Gore is there leader , he;s a Big Closet polluter ! But He got a Peace Prize oh ya So Did Obama , lol