Breaking: Blackmailed Letterman Admits To Multiple Affairs With Staff

October 1st, 2009 (22) Posted By Erik Wong.

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CNN:

NEW YORK — David Letterman told his audience Thursday that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff, according to a press release from his production company

Letterman made the announcement during taping of the “Late Show.”

“This morning, I did something I’ve never done in my life,” Letterman told his audience, according to a release from Worldwide Pants Inc. “I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.”

The 62-year-old funnyman said he received a package three weeks ago from a person who claimed to have information about Letterman’s sexual dalliances, ultimately demanding $2 million to prevent public revelation.

Letterman said he went to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which conducted an investigation, and an arrest was made earlier Thursday.

In his grand jury testimony, Letterman said, he revealed the relations with members of his staff.

“My response to that is, yes I have,” he said. “Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. I feel like I need to protect these people — I need to certainly protect my family.”

Letterman married long-time partner Regina Lasko in March. The couple, who have been together since 1986, have a son, Harry, 6.

Letterman has been host of “Late Show with David Letterman” on CBS since 1993 after leaving NBC, where he was host of “Late Night with David Letterman” for 11 years. “Late Show” airs at 11:30 p.m. “Late Night” aired an hour later.

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  • http://none WWTD

    Victim..fuck you. How about not late enough show.

  • saepe expertus

    This man doesn’t have the character to shine Palin’s very nice red shoes. Time for you to be the butt end of late night jokes. :???:

    • Desert Rat

      Yep, and with the same relentless vitriol that he spews against Palin!

  • Jerry

    Andddddd the No.1 reason Paul’s got a limp…

    {drum roll}

    “You’re looking at it! A self absorbed talentless bucked-tooth liberal sleazeball and hypocrite” – David Letterman.

  • Ace

    This year just keeps getting better and better :mrgreen:

  • Kentucky Jim

    Poor Paul

  • Jerb

    So, he needs to protect his family? Why did that not extend to adultery?

    • steve m (yet Another Infidel!)

      You nailed it! – no pun intended. :beer:

  • atilla

    THERE ONCE WAS A LATE NIGHT RUMP RANGER,
    TO BUTT FUCKING HE WAS NO STRANGER,
    HE WOULD TAKE IT IN THE REAR,
    AND SOMETIMES IN THE EAR,
    AND OCCASIONALLY A SHEEP IN THE MANGER.

  • Dave J (USMC)

    Karma is a bitch aint it…..

  • TerryTate

    Soooooo, no wonder Letterman has no problem supporting other pieces of shit.

    He’s one himself.

    • saepe expertus

      :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • http://deleted Double Tap

    Hollywood is a fucking cesspool that needs to be drained.

    • vincenzo4

      Mc Carthy was right, but the machine always makes us focus on the right wing facists. Great cover for their activities, the extreme left. We’ve been focus 180 degrees ion the other direction for decades, and you see it flourishing in Washington, DC since January:
      A Soviet Agent Who Moved Among the Hollywood Elite…
      http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125426448508550667.html

  • killczar

    i am running out of rope.

  • vincenzo4

    Just like that rich smart assed and insulated scumbag Maher, and that livid asshole that wrote farenheit 911 this is what criticizes patriotic fervor?????? I hope they all reap what they have sown. Mc Carthy was wrong????????????????????????????????????????????

  • GRIZZ

    Those poor women……..short dicked and short changed

  • Holm

    I wonder how old those girls were?

  • Rich C.

    Just reinforces that he is an insult to douche bags everywhere…

  • Mike F.

    There is a GOD!!! Pius punk.

  • kitkat

    Sex only with women staff? Just saying.

  • punisher55

    Wow a northern liberal moron telling his northern liberal moron audience that he screws his female staffers,all the while calling Sarah Palin every awful thing he could think of. Another libtard acting like a libtard.