Chavez Encourages Venezuelans To Smell Like Shit Because He Can’t Accommodate Their Sanitation Needs
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez told citizens Wednesday to limit their showers to three minutes because the country is having problems supplying water and electricity.
“Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour,” he said during a televised cabinet meeting. “No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I’ve counted, three minutes, and I don’t stink.”
Chavez said low rainfall caused by El Nino meant water levels were at critically low levels in the El Guri reservoir, one of the world’s largest dams.
“If you are going to lie back, in the bath, with the soap and you turn on the what’s it called, the Jacuzzi … imagine that, what kind of communism is that? We’re not in times of Jacuzzi,” Chavez said.
He called on state-run organizations to immediately cut energy consumption by 20 percent and mentioned using airplanes to force rain from clouds.
The leader also said the government would publish a decree forbidding imports of low-efficiency electrical appliances.
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Hey Chavez: Atlas Shrugged is supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual!
No pendejo, trust me on this, you do stink.
Still looking forward to communism kiddies?
Hmmmm…and oil-rich nation can’t supply enough water and energy so people can sing in the shower…AMAZING!
Another vote for better living through government intervention, eh?
Wait a minute..is this a SLIP OF THE TONGUE?
“If you are going to lie back, in the bath, with the soap and you turn on the what’s it called, the Jacuzzi … imagine that, what kind of communism is that? We’re not in times of Jacuzzi,” Chavez said.
WHAT KIND OF COMMUNISM IS THAT?
I may be mistaken, but hasn’t Chavez always kinda been like a stealth communist? He won his election fair and square…and his presidente-for-life fair and square…no one every came out and said that Venezuela was going pink did they? Did I miss it?
What’s the difference?
Socialism and Communism… Various means to the same end. The end of individual liberty.
And there but for the Grace of God and Our Constitution goes the USA.
oh… uh… wait another 3 years.
Venezuela will look like cuba.What a damn shame.Pat Roberts was right,we should have terminated his ass years ago……….if we dont stand up SOON,we will look like…