Tip: If You Buy A Hooker, Don’t Print The Money At Home

October 20th, 2009 (5) Posted By Hardball1911.

stripper

CHEYENNE, Wyo. (AP) – A Wyoming man has been charged with counterfeiting money to pay an exotic dancer for a private performance. Rickey A. Kempter, 50, faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Prosecutors said Kempter hired the exotic dancer for a private dance at the Lariat Motel, and Kempter and the dancer shared a taxi to the location. The taxi driver called police after they arrived, saying Kempter asked him to hold a roll of $50 bills and he noticed that they looked odd and were not cut evenly.

Court documents said Kempter told investigators that he made the bills on a printer in his home, but that he planned to go home and get real money to pay the dancer.

Jihadi Killer Radio Hour
Follow Pat on Twitter
  • GRIZZ

    An exotic dancer in Cheyenne looks nothing like the picture above

    • Spudman in GA

      LOL Grizz was thinking the same thing. She probably looks more like your handle – a true “Grizz” :)

    • MinneSoCold

      I use to live in Montana and we’d hunt in Wyoming. Grizz is correct, they look a lot more like SHEEP! :mrgreen:

  • Kirk

    The act of desperate man! (good defense)? Maybe the prosecutor will go easy on him after he sees the “dancer”… :oops:

  • WRH

    Well heck if she did look like the woman pictured his perfect defense is temporary insanity….hell I would be digging through sofa cushions, selling blood and picking up coke bottles along the highway to pay for that one! Bring her into the courtroom and say Your Honor (wink wink nod nod) you gotta understand!