Japanese Man Marries Video Game Character

November 30th, 2009 (14) Posted By Erik Wong.

At least my girlfriend’s name doesn’t end in .jpg

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  • libertarian

    Yeah, that all starts with same sex marriage….next thing ya know…

    • mike3481
    • MinneSoCold

      One fact that this story failed to mention is this “Japanese man” also took 2 more wives…. Vaseline and Kleenex. Both ran out on him in the first week.

  • Korey

    screw the whales. save the humans

    • TerryTate

      what?

      No man, screw humans only, not whales or goats or cartoon for that matter…

      :lol:

  • Vehement

    I think the sanctity of marriage was ruined long before the faggots decided they wanted to piss on it too.

  • richwill

    I feel sad for the sheep and goats that will be cast aside now for a video game.

  • ZenDraken

    Evolution in action: He just removed his own genes from the gene pool and thus deserves a Darwin award. Or at least an honorable mention, since he still has a chance to come to his senses.

    This is a self-limiting phenomenon, it can never become widespread. Kind of like homosexuality.

  • http://www.tipjarmusic.com James Hooker, Nipple Whisper

    Married a cartoon character? Big fucking deal – I did it 3 times

  • MinneSoCold

    And this had to be your second wife. I would have never thought she was your type James…huh!

    http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/662/velmahooker.jpg