Does she get weekly penicillin shots?

Women never lie about these things, of course.

“Do you, Charlie Sheen, take this woman, Joy Behar, to be your wife…”

You don’t need to hit or shove when you got a knife.

Another beauty from Mark Steyn on the 12/25 terror attempt:

“This time the last line of defense worked. Next time, the paradise-seeking jihadist might get lucky and find himself sitting next to, say, Charlie Sheen, too immersed in a lengthy treatise on how 9/11 was an inside job to notice the smoldering socks in the next seat; or to the same kind of nothing-to-see-here crowd who thought Major Hasan’s e-mails were “consistent with his research interests.”