Doing A Deal: “Without Michelle, Barack Obama As We Know Him Would Cease To Exist”

December 26th, 2009 (20) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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We have a term in Hollywood for a marriage that is done strictly for mutually beneficial career reasons, as opposed to being done for love. It is called “doing a deal”.


The Examiner:

The Michelle Obama Examiner has been following President Barack Obama and the First Lady closely for a little over a year now. The opportunity to devote a whole column to Michelle Obama and Barack Obama is hard to pass up. The topic of this article came to us out of nowhere. We can’t put our finger on it as of yet but we think it should be noted as containing quite a bit of significance.

After attending Morehouse College its not that much of a stretch for one to become a “De Facto” expert on the inner workings of black society in the United States in general and the subtle nuances involved in interpreting the current state of affairs. One of the most famous graduates in recent history has managed to make quite a good living on his interpretation of black society on the big screen. With that in mind the Michelle Obama Examiner decided to take a look at the relationship between Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. Was it born out of love ?, was it a “marriage of convenience”?, or a magical combination of both.

To undertake this objective analysis we are going to put away the “fist bumps” and “high fives” for now and deal with what the Michelle Obama Examiner has learned in the past 10 months. We know it’s not that long a time but we’re “experts” , and besides. The right wing conservative author Michelle Malkin who we’re not particularly a fan of took less time than that to come out with her tell all book.

To begin with we want to point out that Barack Obama came up on our radar probably the same time as everyone else. That last couple months of the Democratic primary. Being totally honest. This is often the case with “phenomenas”. So we had some catching up to do in regards to our perception of what this phenomena means. We had heard his name mentioned once or twice as a possible Presidential contender but did not take that much note of it in the early going. Now that Michelle Obama and Barack Obama have been placed under our microscope for the past few months we’ve been able to develop a few inferences on the building blocks of their relationship. There public figures, they can handle it.

One inference that we’ve come up with is that without Michelle Obama; Barack Obama as we know him would cease to exist. This comes after careful examination of observable displays such as “fist bumps” in which President Obama participated in. We’ve come to the conclusion that these seemingly impromptu displays of solidarity are a little too well rehearsed. They don’t seem quite natural.

Was that part of Michelle and Barack Obama’s unspoken agreement involving their marriage? Would part of the deal be that Michelle Obama, we don’t know how to say this any other way, but would part of the deal be that the First Lady would teach Barack how to be more black? In return they would share a once in a life time experience. Is the marriage part of brand Obama ?

To be continued…….

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  • Sully

    They’re both disgusting.

    “There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men.”
    - Edmund Burke

    ….and Black Panther ‘women/bigfoot’.

  • mike3481

    They “did a deal”?

    Agreed.

    Here’s how I see it going down; Michelle asks the gay, Kenyan, wannabe Usurper out for a coffee at Starbucks.

    She picks him up cos the bitch, whoops, I mean Obama, doesn’t know how to drive (ever seen him behind the wheel?).

    They park a block away from Starbucks despite empty spaces in front of the Starbucks.

    As they pass an alley while walking to the Starbucks, Michelle grabs the pussy, whoops, I’m mean Obama, drags him into the alley and slams him up against the wall and tells him “whats, what” like they do to the animals @ fupenguin.com.

    Then SHE negotiates the whole open marriage aspect of their relationship where “Barry” would be allowed to smoke crack and hook-up with the likes of Larry Sinclair, but only after “Barry” donates at least two successful pregnancies worth of DNA to a Chicago fertility clinic.

    And after the “alley negotiation” Michelle takes “Barry” by the hand and squeezes it so hard, nearly breaking his hand, that “Barry” has no doubt that this woman could kill him at will.

    Then they continue on to Starbucks, where “Barry” has a moca latte decaf and Michelle has a Colombian, dark roast…black.

    :mrgreen:

  • RexRedbone

    So after 3 year you figure out barrys married to a fag hag?
    Larry Sinclair
    Limo and crack
    Arne Dunchan
    The all gay high school and Obama and Duncans gay expose where the worst keep secrect of Chicago city hall

  • lastconservativeblackmanonearth

    This is sleight of hand and a sideshow, people — stay focused. We have a lot of evicting, sweeping and fumigating to do, starting in November 2010.

  • richwill

    Is someone suggesting that Hillary and Michele are getting it on?

  • Solomonpal

    Damn straight….bro.

  • shrkba8

    Everyone should read Mike3481′s post. It seems to be right on the “Mark”

  • CptDustOff

    Michelle get me my Newports!

  • Brannon_14

    I’ve been saying Michelle looks like a man in drag for ages now. I think their kids are adopted to hide the fact they’re “life partners” in a gay marriage.

  • jasjfarrell

    How did Rep. Patrick Murphy (D-PA), a complete unknown at the time, have Sen. Barak Obama (D-IL), also a complete unknown, campaign for him in the Philadelphia area?

    Any coincidence that Murphy was one of the first to endorse Obama in the democratic presidential primary?

  • uclimbit

    Bartender! A round of headshots!

  • Blade Runner

    Deplaning from Air Force One, the contrast between a First Lady and the First Bitch.

    http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/BladerunnerXP/HOWTOSTE.jpg

  • Moriah

    Is Diane Fossey writing for the Examiner? :razz:

  • http://WorldsBestResumes.com Judith, typical White Ohioan

    Gosh, both BO and the kids could hide behind that behind!

  • idi amin dada

    In my country, we would use her to draw the plow.

  • ODIN2012

    Obama has to be gay…. Doing Michelle would be like doing King Kong… :beer:

  • http://logistory.blogspot.com/ Noway2no

    really bad visual!!!

  • http://logistory.blogspot.com/ Noway2no

    “As We Know Him”???

    Who is he? What is his name? We know nothing about that poser. He is a myth trying to become a legend.

    Transparency, if you look you can see right through him.

    who would say?:

    There are 57 states

    My muslim faith (official version: christian)

    He met his wife at school (official version: they met after college)

    These are off the top of my head, must be more.

    He does not know who he really is, kind of like the Bourne books. Only this puke is even more dangerous that Jason Bourne.

  • 0311inOHio (I didn’t drink the kool-Aid)

    :lol: :beer:

  • http://www.midnightbluesays.com Skye

    “How did Rep. Patrick Murphy (D-PA), a complete unknown at the time, have Sen. Barak Obama (D-IL), also a complete unknown, campaign for him in the Philadelphia area?”

    Patrick Murphy is a move-on backed anti-war vet with a million plus in his war chest. Close to 50% of his campaign funding came from out of state.

    However, he is now an incumbent that has voted for every tax and spend policy that crossed his desk. His district claims a part of Philly (Northeast section) which currently boasts an 11% unemployment rate. To unseat Murphy one simply has to consistently hold him accountable for the fiscal mismanagement in congress.