Hit Combat Game Features Gay Man-On-Elf Sex

December 1st, 2009 (14) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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  • YERMOM

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!

    IS THERE A FAG-BASH BUTTON?

  • mike3481

    What :?:

    Dollard, what the…what the…

    Damn, I can’t even write the word after watching that :!:

    Dollard, you’re enjoying freaking us out, aren’t you :?: :!:

  • Rudemeister

    What the heck? Is this for real? There has to be some way of getting back at the developer for releasing this.

  • POD1

    Its is the only reason andy stern used taxpayer dollars to buy a ps3.

    This might help to cleans the gay away:

    http://www.ammunitiontogo.com/catalog1/product_info.php/pName/5rds-12ga-ddupleks-2-34-1-18oz-expanding-shotgun-ammo/cName/12-gauge-slug

  • fingerpointer

    That was fucking ridiculous.

  • TerryTate

    At the end of the elf’s little gay speech where he said “what comes next?”

    The dude should have said, “me cutting off your head.”

    Followed by the sound of the blade separating his head from his neck and the head bouncing on the ground.

    End of story.

    • YERMOM

      yeah but you still fucked the elf to get to that point. that needs to be an option to start.

    • MinneSoCold

      LOL Yermom! :mrgreen:

    • TerryTate

      Yeah I couldn’t finish the post.

      By the time I got three or four lines into the post I had to go puke.

      It should have ended with the guy committing suicide after he killed the elf.

  • MinneSoCold

    Well, that game will never enter my home. :gun:

    To be fair, the related vids on YT shows hetero sex as well as lesbo sex scenes, so it’s obviously an option. In the Middle East version of this game, you can also have sex with talking magical goats.

    The bigger point is why the fuck is this even in a game? It’s fucking embarrassing and pointless. The only explanation I can think of is for the nerds playing it when they get bored they have some geek porn to spank their monkey to.

    • YERMOM

      they should just go to a costume shop and buy some elf ears like everyone else….yeash…weirdos

  • GRIZZ

    refuse to watch the vid

    Is this what qualifies as entertainment in L.A.?

  • cold soldier

    Damn! I missed “gay” in the title, that was a freaking shock to the system!…all I saw was “man-on-elf sex”…which I guess in itself means I have issues, but..damn, dont do that anymore!!!

  • the friendly grizzly

    Sounds like a variation of some Rick-Santorumesque dream. Disgusting.