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Mistress Releases Voicemail Left By Tiger Woods



Dec 2, 2009 13 Comments ›› Pat Dollard


  • http://www.tipjarmusic.com James Hooker, Nipple Whisper

    somebody swallowed.

  • karl anglin

    I feel for Tiger’s family.

  • Nanny

    Phil Mickelson called the Woods home offering his support and ask Elin for advice on how to “beat” Tiger.

    • GRIZZ

      repeatedly :lol: :beer:

  • streeter

    Wrong hole! Wrong hole!

    I forget the whole joke but that was the punch line.

  • mike3481

    Whoops! :oops:

    Tiger ought to read a couple of spy novels and get a clue as to what not to do. :roll:

  • TerryTate

    Oops, I’m rich and my brain has fallen out.

    I don’t know but it sure sounds like Tiger.

  • Nanny

    Get This! Next month’s issue of Golf Magazine is going to feature an interview with O’Dummer and he is going to be on the cover with Tiger! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Just heard it on Brett Bair! That oughta be priceless!!!

    Neither one of them know where to put their putter!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • ji

    Tiger W. is changing his name to Cheetah W.

  • Vehement

    Oh and by the way, can you put on that tiger print thong and purr for daddy?

  • ip727

    TIGER HAD A TIGER BY HER TAIL,
    HE DISMOUNTED AT HIS OWN TRAVAIL,
    HE NOW FINDS HIMSELF IN THE ROUGH,
    FOR PLAYING AROUND IN THE BUFF,
    HE’D BEST KEEP HIS PUTTER UNDER A PAIL.

  • GRIZZ

    I bet the number tops out around 10 or more.And thats just the blondes

  • tlk

    Tyger Tyger in the woods..