Norwegian Sky-Rave Was Just Russian Missile Failure

December 10th, 2009 (6) Posted By Erik Wong.

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FOX News:

A spectacular spiral of light was seen over the north of the country on Wednesday, prompting theories it was caused by a meteor, the Northern Lights or even aliens.

But now Russia has revealed that its latest test-firing of its new intercontinental missile ended in failure — at the same time observers witnessed the early morning light show.

As well as signaling a major setback for the country’s armed forces, the revelation provided a possible explanation for the mysterious display in the skies.

Russia’s defense ministry refuses to confirmed that the lights were caused by its Bulava missile, which can be equipped with up to 10 individually targeted nuclear warheads and has a maximum range of 5,000 miles.

But defense analyst Pavel Felgenhauer said the images seen over Norway were consistent with a missile failure.

“Such lights and clouds appear from time to time when a missile fails in the upper layers of the atmosphere and have been reported before,” he said. “At least this failed test made some nice fireworks for the Norwegians.”

The botched launch was the twelfth test of the Bulava and its eighth failure, which deals another blow to Kremlin’s hopes that the sea-based weapon would become a cornerstone of its nuclear arsenal.

“They will have to spend quite a long time trying to make it working,” said Alexander Konovalov, the head of the Moscow-based Institute of Strategic Assessment. “That is fraught with very negative consequences, up to the loss of the sea-based component of the Russian nuclear forces,” he said.

The ministry said that a government commission was looking into the possible reasons behind the test failure.

Technology Web site Gizmodo has created a computer simulation showing how a rocket spiralling out of control could create such a display:

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  • Reloader449

    The Rooskie Bulava-rip-off-of-the-Trident is claimed to be impervious to American anti-missile defenses. The incident not only shows the indemic national incompetence of Rooskie shit-heads, but it also shows that if they could make it work, they will aim them at the U.S. So that the missiles are ready as soon as they think we’re too weak to respond.

    Which was last January.

    • GRIZZ

      Its time we build our bunker Reloader

  • Xavier

    That first image looks like its a Photoshop job.

  • Steve Rogers

    Obviously, the timing of an ICBM test was intended as a message to “the One”.

  • MinneSoCold

    I’ve read elsewhere that some believe this wasn’t a failure, rather a successful test of new anti-intercept technology for the new ICBMs.

  • rightangle

    Comrades, please, I implore you. This was nothing more than a test for a night time presentation for the Climate meeting in Copenhagen and our tribute to the most misunderstood man of our times, Al Gore. That’s right, just like Vincent VanGogh was misunderstood, so too is Mr Gore. Using more of these, it is hoped that we could recreate the image of “Starry Night” for the attendees, unfortunately the man of the hour backed out. We will be trying it again at a later date though, trust me.