Smug Grin-Toting, Washed-Up, Dipshit Performer Pretends To Know More About Everything Than Sarah Palin at Pat Dollard

Smug Grin-Toting, Washed-Up, Dipshit Performer Pretends To Know More About Everything Than Sarah Palin

December 28th, 2009 (35) Posted By Erik Wong.

I wanted to bang my head into the nearest hard, preferably flat surface upon reading this. I will not be held liable if you wind up with head trauma for having less self control than I do.

Contact Music:

American singer TORI AMOS has vowed to run for office if former U.S. Vice President candidate SARAH PALIN ever tries to get elected again.

Republican Palin’s role in the 2008 White House race divided America, with many questioning her credentials – and the Spark hitmaker insists she’ll run alongside the Alaskan if she ever eyes the vice presidential candidacy again.

She says, “If Palin runs again, I’m going to run on a Republican ticket. What I know about Middle Eastern policy could fit on a thumbnail, but I still know more than she does. You have to ask, how could a nation nearly vote in somebody who isn’t qualified for the job?”

But Amos feels more positive about the future of her country now U.S. President Barack Obama is in power: “I’m a lot more hopeful. The (George W.) Bush years were really difficult times if you were an American who loved your country. Having someone now that so many people respect doesn’t mean there aren’t going to be problems, but so many problems have been left behind.”

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The Sentinel at the Gate

It’s amazing the nut crop we’ve gotten since Ovomit got elected. Just shows you that bullshit is an effective fertilizer.

Jim D

These people were dipshits before barama. It’s clear to see they get their smarts from stewart,colbert and MTV. We are fucked as a nation now that half the population is retarded. The 10% of independants basically control where the country goes. Down or Dooowwwwwwnnnnnn.

Nanny

Who the hell is Tori Amos?

Stacy

You may know her better as “Cobweb Crotch”

http://alcove-one.blogspot.com/ Rob

Psycho beach.
http://none WWTD

Will be a green party candidate. Lots of enviro friendly clothes. carpet muncher.

http://eartlink@net nomee1

carpet muncher very good. wackos seem to come from everywhere at times. they elect one wacko and anouther seems to spring up, much like pop up targets.

MinneSoCold

I wish that just one of these so-called “intelligent celebrities” would agree to publicly debate Palin on the issues. Hell, throw all of them at once at Sarah and she’d still win the debate and look far more intelligent.

Is Palin the best we’ve got, the smartest? No, but she’s smarter than most and more qualified than they claim. Fact is, the left is scared shitless of Palin’s draw and appeal, not because of “she’s an idiot” rather that she would crush the left and their ideals in the public forum. They figure if they keep taking pot-shots at her from a distance with the MSM lobbing grenades, hoping they’ll knock her out. The problem for the left though, Sarah is bullet-proof in her resolve, people are honestly listening to her and realizing she is not as the MSM/left have painted her.

amy

I’ve said it gobs of times, I’ll say it again. Go to huffpo and find a story about Palin (there is always one), read the comments. You are 100% correct. They are scared shitless.
cold soldier

If there was a debate, “Tori Anus” could sit there cross-eyed, drooling, and defecate on herself, while Palin split an atom on live T.V. and the MSM would be appaulding Tori’s “brillance” the very next day.
Bobby E

It wouldn’t be a debate. It would only be a mentally imbalanced liberal screaming and shouting over their opponent.

Hawk1960

I agree Nanny, who IS Tori Amos? Reading her comments, it’s obvious her mouth size is much larger than her IQ, assuming IQ’s below 0 can be measured.

amy

Never heard her music, but I put her in the same category as the Indigo Girls. Liberal/lesbian twit.
http://none WWTD

She does orca imitations.

GRIZZ

Skank sez what?
GRIZZ

Left behind? Yes you will be,witch
Sully

Without exposure the conservative blogs give, maybe 5 so-called humans would even hear what she thinks she thinks.
Less actually give a fuck.
ODIN2012

Tori…. Shut the hell up, get in the kitchen, and make me some pie! :beer:

NMPatriot

Shut her Pie-Hole!
charlie

i dont know brother i want a ham cheese sam which instead

JayMS

THAT is a picture of Tori Anus?

I guess you really can do a lot with photshop and airbrushing, eh? This woman is stupid and delusional. Like anyone would vote for her? But I guess being a singer makes you more qualified for national office than being a state governor.

The first poster is right. We’ve seen some real shitheads crawl out of the woodwork since Palin came on the scene.
ji

Never heard of her.
No name recognition at all.
mike3481

I’m cutting her some slack, here’s why ->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmETxWM0h0

This was recorded at the beginning of her career in the early 90′s, if she truly felt this way about her Dad back then, well then, I believe she’s clearly been indoctrinated into the Hollywood / MTV political view of the world.

Or, she’s just playing along with the KoolAid drinkers in order to preserve her career.

Yes, I know I’m way out on a limb here, but my gut instinct is yelling at me and I don’t think it’s because she’s singing with an Irish lint and I’m 1/2 Irish.

Yet, you never know.

mike3481

Whoops,I meant “Irish lilt”, , LOL.

MIDTN

………uh, okay…..that was sorta cute honey….ROFLMAO……..
LechWalesa

uh, did you ever think too ?

I’m thinking I’d thought that too
Jon

Better yet, Eric, you should bang HER head on a hard, flat surface.

SgtJenz

Wouldn’t do a bit of good…’bout the same as smacking a hollow log or empty milk jug.

Tori darlin’ perhaps you should just stick wit wat ya know. Palin has you outclassed and out foxed b’fore ya even git yur foot in the door.

http://www.wallawalla.com GTFM

Even her brown eye is red -
Stacy

Why would this has-been bitch even bring up Sarah Palin?
It’s a fucking psychosis with these people…
God Bless Sarah Palin for it!
She is hated by all the right people…
NMPatriot

Dumber than a bucket of hair! Knock your self out little girl, get your self on that GOP ticket for V.P., why stop there when you could run for President!! You couldn’t be a pimple on Sarah’s ass. And…. who in the fuck is she???
Lock and Load

One more nobody in search of publicity, shouting Sarah’s name from the rooftops for attention…. pathetic
Rezz909

Tori Anus???
xencat

Repulsive skag.
jennifer

tori is the absolute best music artist in the world. I like sarah palin as well, but the negative things alot of you are saying about tori is quite wrong. she does have a high IQ, she is an extremely bright person as well.