Hot New Prison Trend: Tattooed Eyeballs

January 11th, 2010 (23) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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  • http://primordialslack.blogspot.com Joan of Argghh!

    Okay, if you right-click on that video, under “settings” MSNBC asks for permission/rights to your camera and microphone. WTF?

  • CPLViper

    I love it … as a man who comes from a family tree of military men and police officers …

    1. It will be easy to spot ex-cons (and catch again).
    2. Ski masks don’t cover the eyes (morons)
    3. A tell tale sign that the person you are about to talk to has no intelligence.
    4. Another item to add to the “traits of people I would disappear if my daughter wants to date them” list.

    • TerryTate

      Item 1. check
      Item 2. check
      Item 3. check
      Item 4. Hell yeah, check.

    • mike3481

      I enjoy reading the word ‘disappear’ used as a verb.

      Oh yeah.

      :beer: :cool:

    • Kentucky Jim

      As a transitive verb, even :lol:

  • http://statins.org Imabirther

    dumbass’s

  • thrasymakhos

    Who the hell pays for this shit?

    • dacoelec

      The taxpayer :gun: :gun:

  • Bobby E

    I thought our Crackhead in Chief was already doing this to us by having his image every where, every day.

  • rightangle

    “Jail is great…if you don’t mind getting poked in the eye!”

  • http://e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/red_snowmen.jpg T-Bagg

    I’m not gonna lie. I think it looks pretty tight. I’m also a fan of tattoos. That’s above the level I think I’d ever be willing to go, but I still think it’s kind of cool.

  • http://www.snooperreport.com Mark Harvey

    I just wonder who thinks this shit up like this… :evil:

    • CPLViper

      It is stupid really … they have full eye contacts that do the same thing.

  • T-partybirther

    My girlfriend ended up with eyes like that once, she wouldn’t let me do it again without goggles. Don’t they have eye protection in prison?

    • http://e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/red_snowmen.jpg T-Bagg

      :lol: :beer:

      That’s funny.

  • http://HBCIndy.com Dr. Jerry

    Ahhhh…the intellect of long term felons! I mean you’ve just got to love it…we used to call it felonious-stupidity…and I think the term is far more than adequate in this case.

    But it does change an old standard: “Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes” is out now and new terminology must come forth: “Don’t worry about their eyes, just shoot ‘em.”

  • Wigpeeler

    Don’t shoot till you see the reds of their eyes! :mrgreen: :gun:

  • MohammedSucksHogCock

    I can hardly wait to read about how many prisoners go blind. That should help recidivism nicely.

  • GRIZZ

    those will go great with my name inked on my neck too :shock:

  • GRIZZ

    There is a reason these people are in jail

    • thrasymakhos

      :beer:

  • Eagle

    First in prison and then the hollywoods, then the rest of the masses. stupidity is contagious.

  • Jim D

    Nope! Pass