Megan Fox Is A Man

January 13th, 2010 (35) Posted By Pat Dollard.

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“As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.”

WWN:

LOS ANGELES, CA – The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

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  • mike3481

    :lol: :roll:

  • Birdddog

    Ummmm……. :???:

  • Sgsaur

    That WOULD explain all the tats… :shock: :lol:

  • thrasymakhos

    This certainly settles a lot of questions that I have had. :wink:

  • Steady Eddie

    Yeah, right.

  • MinneSoCold

    SCENE: millions of young men upon hearing the news immediately gasp in horror and begin destroying Megan posters, trashing videos and pics in rage, then breaking-down crying and taking scalding-hot showers scrubbing their skin raw trying to wash-away years of masturbation fantasies with no avail. All as the song “Crying Game” continually loops in their head.

  • Lock and Load

    WTF :!: :shock: Isn’t there a better way to drum up publicity than this :?: Dammit girl, get some self respect :roll: :???:

    • MinneSoCold

      Weekly World News…. the same “news outlet” that brings you Batboy stories. Need I say more? :razz:

  • Hawkerdriver (Pisson the Koran)

    Can I just have a little peek…just to make sure you know..

  • T-partybirther

    I’d hit it!!

  • TerryTate

    Now that is a funny hoax.

  • Tyler

    I smell shenanigans

  • tahDeetz

    Now if can just clean up this Lady GaGa mess as well.

    Pinch & tuck pinch & tuckers.

    tahDeetz

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  • ji

    I was never a Megan F. fan.
    There was something that just wasnt quite right.

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  • MohammedSucksHogCock

    Well with George Clooney being Rachel Maddow’s twin sister, I hardly think this is surprising.

  • T-Bagg

    I don’t find this funny Weekly World News. I’ve been to Thailand. This is no laughing matter.

    • LechWalesa

      ah, you too ? :roll:

  • Maynard

    I call bullshit

  • Kevin

    Find a picture of her hand. If her pointer finger is longer than her ring finger, she’s female. A male will have a longer ring finger than the pointer finger.

    http://davesawchuk.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/megan_fox-2304.jpg

    • CPLViper

      Was her hand in that picture? … I must have missed it.

  • corpsmanup

    If she has an adam’s apple then she is a man. It’s a hoax. She’s a woman.

  • Tom in CO

    I guess that makes me gay ;)

  • http://feedyouradhd.com Snarky Basterd

    Some people were not born with the ability to get satire.

  • T-partybirther

    As long as she doesn’t tell, I don’t care.
    BTW, if you get a BJ from a tranny, does that make you gay? What if you give her a high hard one? Seems to me you are only gay if you are the catcher, not the pitcher.

    • BT

      Guy on guy is gay. :idea:

  • MarkF

    Blasphemy! That sweet thang never peed standing up.

    Not sure about the adams apple theory. Was watching Ann Coulter and it looked like she has an adams apple going up and down when she talks, am I wrong????? Is there a doctor in the house?

  • Rezz909

    Funny joke, she is all woman! Lady Ga-Ga on the other hand i do believe is a dude.

  • futuresoldier1994

    She can’t be man this is just a publicity stunt Although she should have started :!: HER :!: career in porn

  • hgdt

    that would be such a great story if it wasn’t for “her” clubbed thumb… being said, it’s history is that mostly women get this by the domanate gene… but on the sad end of it, also in history it is a sign of royalty…only due to the inbreeding of the said type.

  • Meh

    I’d still tap that.